LMAO...thanks i needed a laugh.
2006-08-17 23:49:12
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answered by ? 6
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Haha thats funny!
My bf was leaving my house... We'd been together a while, but I still had qualms about farting in front of him (he'd farted in front of me loads of times).
I digress... He was leaving my house, and I heard him get in his car and close the car door, he was about 25 metres away, but he heard me fart through a wall and closed car!
That was funny - he came back straight away, rang the doorbell, and said "Ha ha, you farted!" - I've done it loads of times since!
Also, we were on holiday, sat on the balcony of our hotel room, and my bf farted really loud, some people who were by the swimming pool below us heard it and looked up. My sweet bf ran into the room so it looked like it had been me! Still, these people heard it over the TV AND all the noise of the kids in the swimming pool!
If you think farting is funny, check this out, it's good:
2006-08-18 00:13:59
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answered by Krissyinthesun 5
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The sound only traveled 379 feet, but the smell went miles!
2006-08-17 23:46:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Like 17 metres.
2006-08-17 23:43:37
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answered by Mrknowitall 3
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a true fart connoisseur doesn't measure a fart by its sound but rather by its aroma
2006-08-18 00:16:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say half way across three continent's , I have super sonic fart's .
2006-08-17 23:44:23
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answered by godsbird2006 4
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hahaha tats a funny q ...neways ive never farted in public anytime but ill tell u tiz incident which happned wen i was in 6th grade ...
we wer made to sit in rows one boy one girl and there was tiz guy frm our neighbouring bench ...after every recess he would sit in tiz very akward position and thn suddenly a very foul smell would come in our entire class but we could never guess out whu tat idiot was filling up the entire class wid tiz wonderful fragrance ...so once after tiz recess tiz guy came and like everytime lifted his feet up on the bench in tat silly way and but tiz time he sneezed twice very hard and ....FART FART ...
it was like a big bomb blowing off ... nd yeah we got our culprit ...(lolz) tat was his last day in our class ...he was never let to sit in our class after recess ...poor guy but u have to pay after u do smelly stinky things. !!!!
2006-08-17 23:58:07
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answered by Anonymous
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I estimate about 30 feet. i also cleared out 4 office cubes once,,,LOL
2006-08-17 23:46:08
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answered by oldguy 6
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downstairs in my house, i was upstairs about 250 feet or so away. She heard me over my 600 watt surround sound system.
2006-08-17 23:43:51
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answered by Matt R 3
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right next to me
2006-08-17 23:42:52
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answered by james s 1
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