They look at you like your some kind of peasant!
"Have you ever taken paracetamol before madame are you aware of the side effects."
Or really loudly "Would you prefer your thrush medication in oral or cream form"
hasnt happened to me honest oh alright it did but i was pregnant at the time!
2006-08-17 22:31:25
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answered by princess tinkle UK 4
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Pharmacist Phun
2003-07-15
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
2006-08-18 05:39:06
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answered by Anonymous
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I used to share a house with a pharmacist and he was by far the nastiest, meanest, most spiteful person I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Not only that, his room was a health hazard. He'd swan off in the morning in his nice white coat, leaving behind a swamp of apple cores left in glasses, food packaging all over the floor, a mattress on the floor with no discernable washing of bedding (ever!) and a general level of filth which was disgusting. Yuk. And he was supposed to be aware of health and hygiene! Ha! Sorry, rant over, but some of them are insufferable.
2006-08-18 05:38:50
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answered by Roxy 6
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They think they're smarter than us. For years I had to deal with smart a**ed chemists and office workers who all looked down their noses at me. But recently I passed maths at college by 90%, a clear 9% above the next highest student. I've got an IQ of 138, my college teacher said I have 'perfect grammar', and Doctor David Ross said my 'writing is good'. On subjects where we get marked on ability I'm *way* top of class, so those smart a**es are nothing and Thomas Jefferson was right 'the smaller the mind the greater the conceit'. They're just idiots, wait till the day you pass College top of class.
2006-08-18 05:35:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Actually, if you don't have a degree in pharmacology, then they are "superior" in that respect. A lot of them lack "people" skills, though. Give them a break. After all, they ARE the ones dispensing your medications...they could slip you a "mickey". OH...lighten up...it's not worth the stress. You'll just have to go back to the pharmacy for an anti-anxiety med.
2006-08-18 05:38:35
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answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7
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nope they provide a service,and in todays slow ecconomic climate the chemists shops are selling everything from scrunchies to mop buckets, they even serve on the counter these days as well and imagine going to the doctor without an appoinment for advice eh? has a pharmacist ever charged you for advice.
2006-08-18 05:35:13
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answered by nuclear farter 3
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No, they don't, although having a degree in Organic Chemistry could lead to feelings of superiority.
Go to a different pharmacist if possible!
2006-08-18 05:27:46
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answered by merigold00 6
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Go to a different one. The pharmacy near me has a lovely lady pharmacist, very helpful.
Of course, it may depend what you are going there for, certain things may cause them to feel superior (eg methodone), but it's not their place to judge
2006-08-18 05:29:01
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answered by angelina.rose 4
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Highly educated. That's the problem in country we do not respect gifted people like doctor, teachers, police, dentist,Pharmacists, we start wondering why they don't give good services. We shouldn't keep knocking them down because we depend on them..
2006-08-19 10:39:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Bear in mind that not only have they spent several years studying their subject, but when they see what medications you.ve been prescribed they've got a very good idea of what's wrong with you, so it's better that their training teaches them not to respond - and therefore look aloof in your eyes - than laughing out loud when they work out what your health trouble is!
2006-08-18 06:25:28
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answered by Anonymous
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