Scripted Answer What would an exchange between R Lee Ermey and Jar Jar Binks be like?

Question

Hmmm what if Jar Jar found himself on Paris Island with The Gunny himself? Make out a scripte of an exchange between the two of them. As always the funniest little script will get ten points. Hoooah!

Answer 1

Ermy: Why the hell are you late for formation Binks?
Binks: Im sorry Drill Sgt someone stole my custom made combat boots.
Ermy: You don't need combat boots, Your a marine.
Ermy: Why the hell are your ears flopping about like that? Regulations says you are not allowed to wear exposed ears it makes the other marine nervous!
Binks: Ever hear of don't ask/don't tell? I am not suppose to tell Drill Sergeant!
Ermy: How the hell did you get in the Marines anyway?
Binks: I cannot tell you Drill Seargeant that is a military secret I am not able to divulge under penalty of death or if someone is going to cut my ears off.
Ermy: Give me your bayonet Marine.
Binks: Ow! OW! OW! Alright already I am a spy for the the dark side sent to infiltrate your ranks.!
Ermy: Die you Dark Side SissyScum! or what ever the hell you are now get the hell out of my sight!