share one of your best kept secrets, mine is that I am married and met someone else , Im not proud , but I have no regrets,,, now yours............
2006-08-17 19:24:47 · 10 answers · asked by E.M. 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
My secret is that I actually enjoy pissing my Husbands ex wife off just because,the tables have now turned because before she would always say ugly things about me and to me when she calls my home so I piss her off because I dont argue with her I KILL HER WITH KINDNESS.
2006-08-17 19:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by CaliMa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IRISH PROSTITUTE .
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her
father cussed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a
line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum
thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,
title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
million.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new
Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership
to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to
spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
2006-08-18 02:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by lz_baxter 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Married and secretly crushing on a married man...(who, BTW, shares the same feelings)...could get ugly!
2006-08-18 02:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by Bella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My best kept secret... I can't think of one... but I feel really sorry for your husband, he deserves way better than you.
2006-08-18 02:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was born out-of-wedlock. Not proud of it, but it wasn't my fault.
2006-08-18 02:30:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my secret is that i have always felt like beating my mother in law grrrrrrrrrrr
2006-08-18 02:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That I have more regrets and fewer memories.
2006-08-18 02:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mark 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its something i'll never tell. thats why they call it secret.
remind me never to tell you a secret.
2006-08-18 02:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by sexy brown eyes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi, u onilne now on mess. ??
2006-08-20 13:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by yash_too 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF YOUR NOT PROUD WHY DO IT??
2006-08-18 02:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by pqr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋