2006-08-17 16:56:59 · 26 answers · asked by jzhcats 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
Step right up...Step right up... Get your tickets for the world stage where everyone has a part.
Yes mam, pay your ticket fee and discover which part your best suited to play....
Oh...! I didn't know I had to pay anything. I didn't realize.
Sorry lady. Everybody pays. No free rides in this here world.
I see... Well, what should I do? I haven't any money.
Aah... The same ole samo from the pretty blond haired lady behind the shades. I'll tell ya what I'm gunna do lady. I'm gunna give ya the chance of a lifetime here. I'm gunna break all the rules just for you. No money. No problem.
Wow...
I'll be finishing up here in a few minutes once the show begins. You meet me at the back entrance and I'll sneak ya in the side door. What do you say to that?
And I won't have to pay? I'll get in for free?
Yup.
No strings? No tricks? ...?...
You got it. You're in as free as a bird.
Just meet you and go in... that's it?
Yup
What about after? Will I have to pay up after?
Nah... You're okay baby, pretty blond like you.
So... nothing then, huh?
Zilch.
****. I thought this was gunna be fun.
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2006-08-17 17:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,if all the men and women were players, then the only audience would be the other lifeforms....such as animals and plants and the like. So, since they have no monetary system (that we know of) then selling tickets wouldn't really be too profitable...
2006-08-17 17:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by Laura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wal Mart. and cheap too. Don't believe that your known world is all the world, or the stage you see the only stage, or all the players are playing..Actors/Players..a definite distinction
2006-08-17 17:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Republicans! Surely not The Democrats, they're giving 'em away to the workers.
2006-08-17 17:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no tickests. ALL the men and women are merely players, so there's no audience. No audience, no tickets.
2006-08-18 05:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ado Annie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shakespeare..I have that quote from Much Ado About Nothing on my 360
2006-08-17 17:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by hipergirl22 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny duckfaced character in the later Star Wars episodes, the one who seems to be transexual or hermaphrodite.
2006-08-17 17:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Man in the Moon, of course.
2006-08-17 17:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lawyers
2006-08-17 17:01:17 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THe ghosts of lives past!
2006-08-17 17:02:49 · answer #10 · answered by suequek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋