English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

If a canoe pulled up in your backyard and loses all four wheels how many pancakes would it take to fill a cathouse? Gimme your best answers!!! the more the better!

2006-08-17 15:36:18 · 17 answers · asked by bobbie21brady 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

None marshmallows don't have bones!

duhhhh..... :)

2006-08-17 15:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by khghjhghu 2 · 0 0

If a canoe pulled up in my backyard and lost all four wheels, first of all, i would go to check on them to make sure it wasn't a crash landing from their return on pluto. Then i would help them find the lost wheels or just give them the wheels from my red flyer wagon. After we figured out the whole wheel thing, i would offer them a cold glass of antifreeze, since pluto must have been cold, and we would sit down and discuss what our favorite foods for afternoon meals were. one of the explorers, a cheetah called Ferarri, would mention something about pigs in a blanket and the driver of the canoe that lost its wheels, Frankenstein, would pipe in "i love lamp." Thats when we talked about what to make lampshades out of. The canoe with the lost wheels has a painted on face that mouths out "pancakes." We all kinda looked at it, wondering who said something, but then would continue to talk about pancakes being lampshades. Tilly, the stork who delivers babies, then tells us a story about how she had a whole cathouse full of pancake clad lamps and had to dismantle them in order to fit them all in. Being the curious person that i am, i had to ask, "just how many did you fit in that tiny little cathouse, Tilly?" She squeaked out, "472" and we all gasped in astonishment. After our intitial amazement, we shook hands, paws, and claws and parted our ways while making sure to spread the word about the pancakes in the cathouse so all of the foreigners would know how many they could smuggle in for afternoon snacks.

2006-08-17 15:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by buzzmeyellow 2 · 0 0

My luck it would really be the oscar weiner mobile, the cathouse would have flooded and washed away and there wouldn't be a pancake to be found - and I be left at the IHOP when what I really wanted was Waffle House! and no wheels to get me anywhere.

2006-08-17 15:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0 0

Well, personally, I'm lactose intollerant, so I don't even eat canoes. Now if you're going to ask me how many pancakes it would take, then I would tell you to slip a hotdog in the toaster, brown the biscuits and call Uncle Charlie. Give me two more dollars and I'll tell you what to wear on your Bar Mitzfah. T-bones and microphones biyatch...peace.

2006-08-17 15:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think 545 bunnies.

but this is tricky.

first, you didn't say if you put butter or honey on the pancakes.
second, you didn't mention if that cathouse has cattubs on them.
third, canoe doesn't have wheels, it has wings.

2006-08-17 15:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by fakemoonlandings 5 · 0 0

It would take 90 waffles and 12 packs of sugar. Ten for each dog. Five for each tree in my front yard. One to sit on. One to skate with. Two to yell at. Four to smoke. And 77 to peel.

2006-08-17 15:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

534

2006-08-17 15:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 0 0

I would be flooding very badly. Have to find new wheels. All of them but after the cats went out for the night.

2006-08-17 15:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by wolfman 5 · 0 0

a canoe pulling up in my back yard cha ching that means the lake rose & i now own lake front property!!! i'm gonna be rich!

2006-08-17 15:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by CoC 4 · 0 0

33 gophers would take the canoe to buy a suasage.

2006-08-17 15:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥BermudaShortzROCK♦ 4 · 0 0

Still thinking

2006-08-17 15:43:50 · answer #11 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers