What if God made Eve first and the forbidden fruit was a Banana ?

Answer 1

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see... where did I put the useless boob?"

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What if it was the dog that tempted Adam to eat the banana? Would we hate all dogs?

Answer 2

Um, then there wouldn't be any men? Oh but wait, god disapproves of self-pleasure, and sex is only for procreation. So say the self-appointed bible thumpers. So in that case, god would've created Adam from one of Eve's ribs (maybe she would like the slimming effect), they'd do the deed and have kids who would go on to inbreed, and things would be pretty much the same as they are now.

Yes, forget about Original Sin. The bible says we're all the result of inbreeding!

Answer 3

Women would rule the world, not lyk we already dont, but right now we do it with out men knowing , but if eve was made first it would be SOOOO obvious who rules the world, and banana pudding would be considered a holy food =D

Answer 4

Whaaaaatttt???? In religious study, logical or not logcal, even the Rome concluded that the story of Adam and Eve was NOT TRUE. It was just according to the imagination of the author. Believe me... That story was just a representation of mankind's beginning. It's just like any other myths. You should have known that fact.

Answer 5

it truly is conceivable. The bible is a translation in spite of everything and we do not recognize the biases of the man(s) who interpreted it. regrettably, at this element it type of would not count number, even if the subsequent time I eat a banana i'd be making an allowance for you.

Answer 6

The fruit was probably a fig, because in Genesis 3:7, it says they sewed figs leaves together and made coverings.

Answer 7

Then the 'serpent' would have been a pussycat, Eden would've been a banana plantation, and Adam would've have been taken out of Eve's armpit.

Answer 8

I think the effect would be the same. Forbidden mean forbidden.

Answer 9

She did make Eve first, and the fruit was a peach!

Answer 10

the forbidden fruit was the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil.