Wat was the stupidist thing you did before getting arrested?

Question

Just let me her all the stupid crap you did!!

Answer 1

The stupidest thing I ever did was get drunk, then steal a golf cart from the local country club. I then thought, in my drunken stupor that I was being hunted by aliens who wanted to steal my newly found hi tech cart. I decided to then hide in the corn fields just down the road. The local farmer called the cops on me, and while I was doing donuts in the corn the cop came up to me and said something in which I replied "Yeah, I will take a uh burger, a choc-o-latte shake, and three flap jacks." Needless to say I was tossed in jail for the weekend.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Well I don't know if it was technically an arrest- I was drunk and don't remember if my rights were read, or I was just brought in to satisfy the officers, but I was cuffed, tightly.

I was 18, and drinking with some friends that were 16. Cops came by, and no doubt saw me as I had lifted the forty oz of St. Ides (ghetto crap) to my mouth and then put it down. My friend Jesse calmly told me there were cops driving up behind us, but I thought he was joking. I put the bottle down, turned around, saw the cops getting out of their car, and was real scared. They asked me 'is that you're bottle?' and I was so scared, I paniced, and all I could say was 'no!' despite the incredibly obviousness that it was my bottle and that they knew it. After asking our ages, they sent my friends home, but not before, albiet gently, because I was cooperative, bent me over the back of their squadcar and cuffed me tightly. I was terrified haha. They put me in the car and drove to the police station, the 52nd precinct in the Bronx, New York City, if I remember correctly.

Once there - it was virtually empty - they brought me to the front desk, and asked me 'If we take off your cuffs, will you try to run on us?' I almost laughed the words 'not in your life!' out of my mouth - I was in a police station! That would be freaking crazy! I don't want to be a fugitive! They uncuffed me, and told me to empty my pockets. I did so, and they rana search on me. The guy behind the desk asked 'Once we run a search on you, we're not going to find anything in here are we?' I sharply shook my head and said no, and they didn't, cause I had never had an encounter with cops before (or since). They gave me a court date after about an hour of having me wait there, which they talked to me a bit, but I don't remember about what. I was pretty drunk. Open bottle in the park, was my charge, and the court date was like 6 months from then. They said that since I cooperated, they wouldn't call my parents. As far as I know, my parents never found out. I went to my court date, knowing that the penalty was $25 or one night in jail. I was broke at the time and acutally considered spending a night in jail, but my instincts told me I would regret the experience. I borrowed the money from a friend.

To succinctly answer your question, the stupidest thing I did before getting arrested was lie to a cop that knew I was lying.

Answer 4

me and a bunch of friends had just finished a couple joints in the woods, so we were already high, but decided to have another pipe full o' weed... so like dumbasses we walked to the park and we sat down in the middle of a park and started to pass it around!! some dude called the cops on us and 7 of us got arrested... gut im stubborn so it took me 2 more times of gettin busted b4 i learned that maby the drug life wasn't for me.. lol Ive been clean except cigarettes for 3 years now.. but i figure on the cigs.. hey I'm sittin breathin the second hand from my parents enough to give me lung cancer neway.. so might as well have a few myself.. i only smoke at the most 10 cigs a week, and thats on a week i smoke alot! lol

Answer 5

Threw eggs at a night club.You know the ones with the red rope and people trying to do anything to get in.We egg all the people out the front,did a drive bye egging.The cops got us went to court for obscene conduct.And they were double yokers.You should of see there faces,ha ha.Man that was 10yrs ago and its still funny

Answer 6

i have a story to tell. It's not me, but someone who lived near me.

This guy decided he was going to drive home drunk. He had a girl with him, and he was driving someone else's car (how he managed that I do not know). It was a nice car, a Lexus of some sorts, and he gets a little sidetracked...BAM.

Hits the side of a house. Goes through the people's kitchen with a car.

What does this kid do? HE RUNS. Eventually the police catch him and get his mugshot. omg it was the funniest thing.

Answer 7

Well, only by the Grace of God, I have never been arrested, so I'd have to tell you my whole life story up to this very moment and I am assuming you'd like to stay awake awhile yet so I'll just let it go.

Answer 8

I saw the cops downtown one time. I was with my buddy. . . so we ran in front of the cruiser (WE WERE HAMMERED DRUNK) and kept going and we ran around the corner and came to a fence (which is dumb cause we know our town very well) and i kept trying to hide the backpack before they came (they were there already). . .
And the funny thing is. . . there was no booze or n e thing on us, we had drank it all and the cop told us that if we hadn't of run . . . he probably wouldn't have arrested us. . . lol the good ol days

Answer 9

I've only had the pleasure of getting arrested a few times, only for protesting & unlawful assembly, things like that... but I was never anything but polite & friendly to the officers. After all, my dad was a sheriff, I have manners. =)

Answer 10

Tried running from the cops!