2006-08-17 13:40:06 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Any relationship, whether platonic or intimate, is based on respect.
Which is why the selected pig should be covered with a liberal amount of water-based lubricant prior to being inserted into the chosen Ms / Mr Somebody.
Use a gentle, soothing tone to calm its nerves as you slip it in, and if it's a full-grown animal, please ensure that the orifice into which it's going has enough room for it to roam, play and forage happily.
Remember, a real gentleman will fold the little fella's ears back a little, so it passes smoothly through the hole and into the realms of joy beyond.
2006-08-17 18:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First find a real oinker and tell her that you bring home large amounts of bacon. Next take her to your pigsty and ply her with large amounts of corn whiskey. Once you get her where you want her commence greasing your sausage until she squeals. Afterwards tell her what a perfect ham she has been and give her a big kiss right on the snoot. Only then can you send her back to her own sty.
2006-08-17 21:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a kind and gentle guy would know.
2006-08-17 20:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you may gently pork a gashhole
2006-08-18 14:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.
you can "make love" in a caring and gentle way.
but if you're wanting to "pork" someone . . . no that contradicts "caring" and "gentle".
2006-08-17 20:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Reverend R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you're snuffling for the wrooooooong truffles, Pieman.
2006-08-17 23:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's called Doin It.
2006-08-17 20:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by withallthesethings 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your a pig, wait until marriage.
2006-08-17 20:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-17 20:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, with a little BBQ sauce...
2006-08-17 20:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by Barbi W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋