OK Who or What am I??____quasi riddle thing ok hints* I am the thing that hides in the hall under your old soc

Question

socks and cds from the 90's, I am the thing that waits inside your dark garage behind your old bike and all those old pepsi cans you never take back/ I am the worst nightmare that your Cat ever had (the time he coughed up that fur ball) I know the answer to the immortal question.............are gym teachers really gay or do they just like to dress up like that for free..........
WHO or What???/Am I


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Answer 1

my vibrator?

Answer 2

The 80's!