2006-08-17 12:40:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Rob a conveinence store.... You'll get arrested and sent to prison.... Maybe your cell mate will knock you up
2006-08-17 12:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by lowrider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This may sound strange but I was told by my Doctor to take Geritol (sorry for spelling, can't remember) the vitamin supplement for older people. It has a substantial amount of vitamins that helps the body. I took it after over a year of trying, within 5 months of taking it I was pregnant. Could be a coincidence.
2006-08-17 19:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by mjaggers03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a 2" copper pipe (it has to be copper) up your butt. Pour a mixture of jalepeno, mayonaise and Crisco into the pipe (you need to be on a flat surface with your butt in the air for this.) Now have a friend blow hard into the pipe and then quickly plug up the pipe up with an unpeeled carrot. Remove the pipe slowly. Now chew on a 2oz piece of beef jerky. This'll give it time to soak in. When your done, stand up quickly and run 4 laps around your house. Wait 9 months and... TaDa! Baby!
Don't think it'll work? Only one way to find out.
2006-08-17 19:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by April M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first of all you need a girl. A guy can't get pregnant, and second of all, if you are asking that question, you are WAY to young to know.
2006-08-17 19:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my guy have been trying for 3 years, and have tried any and everything, what i learned to do is call a psyhic, and then not to worry but have lots of sex and when you don't worry it will happen just eat health and try herbal teas, and hormonie pills.
2006-08-17 19:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by butterflybaps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for someone to enter the public toilet, then before they flush give them money not to. Once they are gone dig into the bowl and eat the pooh. 9 months later your balls will be bigger.
2006-08-17 19:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to break it to you but you can't get pregnant!
2006-08-17 19:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by JulieBug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stair at the sun for 10 minutes every day. dont blink
2006-08-17 19:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by blueflame_hustler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell yourself to a science lab
2006-08-17 20:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by greenoneofoz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For you, try injecting a fertalized egg into your abdominal cavity and insert female hormones into your body for it to accept it.
2006-08-17 19:45:14 · answer #10 · answered by supersuddendeath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋