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it makes flight attendents gasp right????

2006-08-17 11:22:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

No, the flight attendants won't gasp; they are too well trained to do that. Instead they will contact the pilot, who will delay take off until the Federal Marshals have had time to come aboard. Then you will be jumped on, handcuffed, and carried off to jail. What's more in these times the judge will convict you of inciting a terrorist act. Then you can say "Hi" to your fellow convicts.

So if you meet your friend Jack on an airplane say "Hello", not "Hi."

2006-08-17 11:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Dan S 7 · 1 0

Hello, John

2006-08-17 18:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 1 0

You will get your butt pushed to the flor have six guys over you ripping off your shoes and then you will have to pay for scaring everyone. But that is only if you fit the muslim profile

2006-08-17 18:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by prettymama 5 · 1 0

i was laughing at ur question and then when i thought about it seriously it could really be taken as saying hijack....esp now with all the airport craziness...nick name ur friend jack and do not say those 2 words together!

2006-08-17 18:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ YaHabibeDisney ♥ 5 · 1 0

You might get attacked by a Aviation security officer! I would wait until you land to say hi lol!

2006-08-17 18:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It makes the plane land sooner!!

2006-08-17 18:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by maec 1 · 1 0

umm Jack will probably say hi back

2006-08-17 18:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Emma 3 · 1 0

You have better have a good lawyer - and a judge who has a sense of humor!@

2006-08-17 18:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1 0

try saying Hello instead of Hi.

2006-08-17 18:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 1 0

HAHAHA the marshall comes and punts you off the plane.

2006-08-17 18:27:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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