what would your film be about . keep it quite brief peeps and 10 points to the best answer
2006-08-17 10:49:49 · 26 answers · asked by whispernikki 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
it wouldn't be called snakes on a plane what a naff name for a movie although the sequels got some promise, so i will make that and call it!!!!! wait for it
frogs on a ferry
its about some french people coming to Britain on a ferry from Calais to Dover
2006-08-17 11:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by omnigomni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welcome to planet mother f*cker, may I see your green card.
it would be about a family of humanoid extra terrestrial illegal aliens living on an inner city council estate in northern England and trying to make a living in a sh!t economy whilst fighting extradition back to their home world that has been colonised by middle class humans whilst evading the C.I.A. who want to run scientific tests on them, the only friends they have are Latvian refugees who steal cars. it would have to be a black comedy focusing on the plight of the planet earths destruction due to global warming hence the reason the middle class are colonising their own planet, a planet that is dieing due to pollution.
at some point jesus appears (loin cloths and all) in the street and says "sh!t, dads gonna be p!ssed". the Latvian refugees often get mistaken for the E.T. aliens and taken to area 51 for tests, then steal the U.F.O. the yanks don't really have and go ram raiding with the scouser woman in a shell suit. the Latvians were law abiding citizens until they married into a scouser family. all ends well when the C.I.A. find out that the E.T.s know what chemicals will fix the ozone which turns out to be the same sh!t that f*cked plan net E.T. which is a new earth super green fuel. the thieving Latvian/scousers end up with a stolen U.F.O. crammed into a lock-up with loads of stolen goods and the E.T.s get a green card and tons of cash. the end.
2006-08-17 11:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by KU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be called "Fall Of Mann".
It would be a modern version of the book of Genesis where Adam Mann must wander the streets because his landlord J.Godsson has thrown him out due to taking illegal substances. He must find salavtion and win back Eva his true love (she has gone to live with her mother, Lilleth).
Drama, action, betrayal, heaven, hell and salvation(and a bit of comedy along the way...). I am actually writting the script for this film (well play at the moment but who knows).
2006-08-17 11:00:06 · answer #3 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww..getting writer's block are we? if i find out you used my idea for the next big hit....i won't be able to do anything about it :(
but...i actually thought about "waiter, this isn't what i ordered". it will be about a girl/woman's coming of age and everything she dreamed on didn't go where she wanted. life's path took her in a different direction. In the end, she finds happiness when she stops trying to control her surroundings. It was either that title or...."and she lived happily ever after" (which by the way is what i want to have put on my headstone)
2006-08-17 10:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Bella 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The title to my movie would be A New Vision
It would be about spiritual enlightenment( kinda like what the bleep do we know) it would be for all people .. with tips on how to present ourselves in our natural state of peace and love.
2006-08-17 11:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by lucky1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be called TommyTommy.
It would be about a sat nav unit that has crazy adventures working in market stalls and fishing etc.
There would also be a certain amount of navigating using satellite technology.
2006-08-17 11:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by Neil the Hat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure what I would make a movie about, but it would definitely not be a remake of another movie. They have started to remake all of these old movies. I guess people just aren't creative anymore.
2006-08-17 10:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy, shiny, New - It would be a love story about a couple who met in the weirdest way, had a fling that they thought was doomed for failure, and end up really in love.
2006-08-17 10:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by WEIRDRELATIVES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no other option...
it's about a guy that just can't figure out a whitty remark to this question. It's going to make about $9 bucks in the box office...
2006-08-17 10:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spaticus II because I'm Sparticus.
2006-08-17 11:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋