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2006-08-17 10:43:59 · 32 answers · asked by Shea Butta 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

Have you ever died?

2006-08-17 10:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by Who, Me?? ...I'm Lost... 4 · 3 2

While changing a flat tire in the Mall parking lot, a guys walks up and says "so you got a flat tire huh" Of course being the smart *** female I am I respond With. "no i used the tire as a necklace now I have to put it back on to drive home" Is that a dumb question or what lmao

2006-08-17 10:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by sisinlovewithyou 4 · 3 1

Is it gay for two straight guys to rub sun tan lotion on each other?

the other was

I was working at a Pizza restuarant

and a guy looks up at the menu at the counter .. waits a few mintues and says

do you have egg rolls

i said thats the chinese resutrant next door

he looks up at the menu and says oh

and walks out the door

2006-08-17 10:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by stewart_pittman 2 · 2 1

While working at a fast food restaurant (midday), with the OPEN sign clearly posted, the doors propped open, and customer's already inside sitting and eating, a person walked in an asked, "Are you guys open?"

2006-08-17 11:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Im a painter and someimes I need to go to the store after work before I can get home to change (painters whites full of paint and a white painted tank). You wouldn't believe how many people ask me if I'm a painter, if I'm in a bad mood I say no Im a welder.

2006-08-17 10:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by daydreambeliever0000 4 · 1 2

Except for this one? When I went skydiving and crashed. I fell out of the tree that saved my life and someone asked "Did your chute not open?"

2006-08-17 10:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

There's no such thing as the dumbest question ever, unless the question is: Natalia, can I have 20 bucks?

2006-08-17 10:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

When I mention my gall bladder has been removed more than one person has responded "you can live with out that?"

Uh, yeah I'm standing right in front of you dumb a$$!

2006-08-17 10:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by EPnTX 4 · 2 1

What time is the 3 o'clock parade?

2006-08-17 10:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 3 0

How long of a bus ride is it to Hawaii? Obviously they were geographically challenged

2006-08-17 11:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0 2

when my hair was blue, the top 2 are.. did you dye your hair< no its just so damn cold myhair went blue) and.. the number 1.. is yor hair naturally like that?( yes i am an alien who supervies your iq lowering anal probe..)

2006-08-17 10:50:51 · answer #11 · answered by darkling1k 3 · 3 1

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