2006-08-17 10:22:26 · 8 answers · asked by GamberMan 2 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
9 million people have seen what they thought were extraterrestrial craft. And 9 million people can't be wrong.
Actually, it's more like 1 billion. But seeing is not believing.
And many explain away, or outright ignore their
experiences.
2006-08-17 11:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Tegghiaio Aldobrandi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
UFO's and Aliens are real. There is no doubt about it. I was taken by some very really nasty ones. They took me up into their craft on a beam of light. They immobilized me with a neck clamp and an invisible force field. The began inserting hot needles into my eyes so that my eye lids would stay open while they did things to me. They placed some type of pump system over my genitals and extracted semen from me. They then inserted the semen into another alien that was in the same room as I. This alien didnt look like the others though. What seemed like only a few minutes passed, during which time I was able to see the navel of the alien with my semen begin to grow and swell rapidly. The other aliens then turned on a machine that sliced open the belly of the impregnated alien. They extracted what I now call my son. I named him Glorf. After I was returned to my home, I found that over 6 years had passed. I was awake that whole time and it seemed like only 6 minutes. Glorf is 8 years old now. He has had some trouble in school, the other children like to make fun of his odd shaped head. Ive never told this story before so dont you dare repeat it. Or I will send over Glorf's cousin Bluubar. And believe me, you dont want to mess with Bluubar.
2006-08-17 10:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by !@#$ (formerly Ralph M) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd be really pleased, especially if they would take me away with them.
It would certainly mess up the god squad which I would enjoy.
Maybe they could even force us into world peace like the film "The Day the Earth Stood Still". That would be interesting.
2006-08-17 10:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by cobra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
send my step brother as a test subject
2006-08-17 10:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by Loved 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i buy a hunting permit for aliens?
2006-08-17 12:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Vodka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would accept it and not stick my head in the sand.
2006-08-17 11:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by sherry001fun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would do the 'i told-ya so!' dance! ALIENS DO EXIST! xD
2006-08-17 10:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mudkiporz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELLO, THEY ARE REAL!!!
2006-08-17 10:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋