ive saved up 1000 dollors to get a tattoo on my penis and i wanna know what should it be i am stumped stumped like a tree
2006-08-17 08:51:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Get a tattoo of a 100 dollar bill
Then you could "watch your money grow"...
also you can ask... "do you want to blow some money"?
2006-08-17 09:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by floyd_rowe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude! if you are that big and brave enough to do it just whip it out and after the first poke you will have a dot on the end of your penis. LOL seriously that is about the stupidest thing I have heard of. It will put you out of action for weeks if not months.
2006-08-17 08:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by darkangel 14 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know that this is a joke. The penis is way way too sensitive to have needles continuously being jabbed against it. Not only that, but shoubd you develope an infection, as sometimes happen with tattoos, you are liable to have your penis amputated.
2006-08-17 08:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by WC 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first of all ouch...Second I dont know what would look attractive on a penis. Dont get roses or anything like that! What have you thought about??Some guy did one of a dragon- that one looked cool but the smily faces look kinda funny- you can get Dark Vader, that should be easy!
2006-08-17 09:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by AGENT SMILES 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard of the fly tattoo?
I love funny guys and sexy guys and if you got all aboard tattooed on your penis that would be hot!
2006-08-17 09:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by Katie Bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually almost got a bubble bee with the stinger pointing towards the pee pee hole tattoo'ed on the head. But I never got drunk enough. I did know a fellow sailor that had the US flag on his member.
2006-08-17 08:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by bigchris61 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tattos are not sucessful on penis because penis changes its shape frequently (on seeing , thinking about ????). therefore the shape of tatto will also get changed.
a vegina can have a tatto on its outer skirts. Whether vagina is in good shape (before sex) or in bad shape (after) but does not chane size so frequently.
2006-08-17 09:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by rameshwar25 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont really care but I bet its gonna hurt so bad like your getting kicked down there over and over for like 20 times.
2006-08-17 08:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by LilSo1287 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think you should. One, because when you get aroused it'll be deformed. Two, because if you get it while your aroused it will be deformed when your limp. Three, because its going to hurt worse than hell either way. Four, I think your crazy. Five, its PERMINENT!
Thats about it do what you want, but if you do decide to do it. Get a tribal band around it. It will almost never be deformed.
2006-08-17 09:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by darkon332 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have comsulted people who may know you and they suggest you get a very very very very very small picture. Maybe a life size tattoo of an ant would cover the 'problem'.
Good question, and thanks for 2 points :-p
2006-08-17 08:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by Publicist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋