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Make sure you masticate 20 times before you swallow

2006-08-17 08:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by ramblin guy 4 · 4 0

Don't mind the others teasing you about chewing food, which is what mastication is. "Masturbation" is perfectly normal. Healthy, even. There is absolutely no clinical evidence of masturbatory blindness, or insanity. These fallacies were a product of the conservative Victorian era's biased influence on the physicians at the time, and were long since debunked by modern medicine. It surprises me that the idea of masturbatory blindness still persists in common society.

Do take care that you don't tire yourself out, or even injure your delicate organs in your delight. Also, if you're planning on making babies in the next few days, you might want to stop releasing sperm in such quantities for a day or two, because you need to let your sperm count recover to be able to facilitate fertilization.

2006-08-17 21:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by ELI 4 · 0 1

What are U talking about? If U masticate 3 times a day that is very perfect but if U masturbate 3 times a day, U gotta be an addict or something close to it.

2006-08-17 15:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by beezebee25 3 · 1 1

Mastication (Chewing) or masturbation? Because the myth of going blind is associated with masturbation.

2006-08-17 15:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not if you masticate the right foods you'll be ok

2006-08-17 15:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Mastication is next to Godliness.

2006-08-17 15:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

mastication the act of chewing no i think you will be fine just try not to do it to much or you may get fat

2006-08-17 15:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by J. H. 2 · 3 0

Going blind is a stupid myth.
However, three times a day is quite much. Dude, that's 21 times a week. How about searching for a girlfriend to make it worth while rather than hiding in a bathroom.......................................... Now I don't care who you are, that's funny.....I always take my girlfriend into the bathroom to masticate. It's a lot cheaper than a restaurant. Come on Scott. get with the program.....Brad, I don't think these people get it...........facetious \fuh-SEE-shuhs\, adjective:
1. Given to jesting; playfully jocular.
2. Amusing; intended to be humorous; not serious

2006-08-17 15:31:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

If you are talking about chewing, you may have an anxiety disorder and take comfort in chewing things.
If you misspelled 'masturbation' (jacking off) then NO you will not go blind. If you do it, you will learn how you need to be touched and what gets you off. If you do it too much, you will teach yourself how to be a selfish and short-lived lover.

2006-08-17 15:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by pandora the cat 5 · 2 1

Chewing? Well, I don't think is bad, I mean you should chew your food at leat once before swollowing, but go blind?

2006-08-17 15:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by yeshuasgrrl 2 · 2 0

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