!. If I'm a pro-lifer, but support the death penelty.
2. If the only union I support is the Baseball Players Union, because heck they're richer then me.
3. If you've named your kids "deduction one" and "deduction two"
4. You might be a conservative if you've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
5. What's the only way a conservative can raise his I.Q? Standing on a chair.
6. What do you call a conservative in an institute of higher learning? A visitor
7. Whats the difference between a conservative and a sack of manure? The sack.
8. How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll pass a law forcing school children to pray to god to take the dark away.
2006-08-17 08:08:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
to robby 216. I'm making $9.00 an hour and I bust my A$$. This is why people hate conservative like you, if you don't make money you can't be part of the gang.
Folks right there is proof that if you are working class then robbie 216 and conservatives hate you.
People who are reading this who don't make over ten dollars an hour need to let robbie 216 know why people like her make people like me change to moderate.
50% of America makes less then 10% an hour toots, if you don't like the working class then move to China.
2006-08-17 08:28:15 · update #1
AHAHAHAHAHA
So true....
2006-08-17 08:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by Mike H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - Democrats support abortion, but not the death penalty.
2 - Since when do conservatives support any unions? There are "evil rich" owners of the teams who certainly don't like the unions.
3 - Democrats are the ones who keep coming up with tax breaks and hand-outs for specific demographics.
4 - Anyone actually living on minimum wage is either lazy or an idiot. Anyone with a work ethic can find a job making at least $10/hour.
5 - Childish. Doesn't need a reply.
6 - You're right there. Colleges are absolutely poisoned with liberals. Conservatives and their diverse thoughts are not welcome.
7 - Childish. Doesn't need a reply.
8 - Democrats? We'll never know because they're all waiting for the government to come up with a program so that someone will come change the bulb for them.
2006-08-17 15:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Robby216 4 · 5⤊ 4⤋
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? None of them. They'll vote to increase the minimum wage to $100 per hour and the light bulb changing company will have to fire them to stay in business.
2006-08-17 15:20:01 · answer #3 · answered by Answers1 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Looks to me it means you are a comedian.
Not a very good one, but a comedian none-the-less.
2006-08-17 15:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by El Pistolero Negra 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, it means you don't like people who call themselves conservatives.
2006-08-17 15:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by C J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That's great. I love the way conservatives contradict themselves.
2006-08-17 15:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by Alabama 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute.
Not real debate material, but cute at the high school level I suppose.
2006-08-17 15:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by powhound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep...sounds like shiraz
2006-08-17 15:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
2006-08-17 15:14:44 · answer #9 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋