My package suffers from some type of deformity, and I was diagnosed with hirsutism (abnormal hair growth) so When I wear my small zebra speedo it stretches at the sides about 4 inches on the right side and 5 16/64 inch on the left. Which allows my hair to hang out on both sides about 4 or 5 inches down. This allow the patrons of the beach a view at my private areas. Should I continue to wear this zebra speedo or should I shop for a leapard one?
signed stretching in seattle
2006-08-17 07:54:05 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
ewwwww
2006-08-17 08:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go! Remember, there are women out on the beach in lands far away, with hair hanging out EVERYWHERE! If people are staring and making remarks, pull out a good 'ol piece of hair and offer it to them as a souvenier!
2006-08-17 08:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by pidge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't very fuuny. Kind of sad really.
Get trunks genius. Cover it up when in public.
2006-08-17 08:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by welches_grape_jelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Summer isn't that long in Seattle, so chances are that not many people will see you, and the ones that do see you won't remember it for forever.
Next summer switch to yellow with polka dots, and no one will recognize you.
Oh yeah, SUNSCREEN.....................................
2006-08-17 08:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by niffer's mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm, you should either SHAVE or get swimming trunks, no more speedos for you!
2006-08-17 08:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by imapo0po0head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy other ones
2006-08-17 08:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you really have to ask?
2006-08-17 08:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by nancythemysterysolver123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you might wanna change...
2006-08-17 08:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by essence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋