Please tell me why as well.
2006-08-17 07:53:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Trying to Conceive
How much wood would a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood.?
2006-08-17 07:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to go a different route here and bring up pickup lines. As I like the bar scene (for the dance floor), it didn't take me long to realize that most pickup lines are in the form of a question.
"Do you have a lil Irish in you?" Yes, I do as a matter of fact. And frankly, I don't like lil men. No matter what the heritage is, the reply is still - I don't like lil men.
"Got your own place?" - means that he definitely still lives with parents! No comeback is necessary, he's just embarrassed himself.
"Do your feet hurt?" - yes, because your big feet just stepped on mine, jumpin in front of me!
"What's your sign?" - the older men use this, apparently still stuck in the 70's. I just reply "no trespassing"
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" I reply 867-5309. If you know the song, well the dorks always write it down and say thanks. Duh!
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?" - that my boyfriend will come and kick your butt, and that everyone will laugh when he does.
"You sure do have some nice melons. Is your father a farmer?" - Is your father a farmer? Because you sure smell like a pig.
"Baby... wanna come for a ride?" - Nahhh...I'll wait for a real man with a harley.
"Excuse me, but can you tell me if my tongue tastes funny?" - actually, the way your breath smells, my guess is that it would!
2006-08-18 00:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK, my favorite is actually several questions... people are just naturally curious... and nosy.
When we were expecting our twins (22 years ago).... we would try to just stop by the mall for a quick trip to the bank, sneaking in the back door, but would always be stopped by at least one stranger asking if I was having twins. (Yes, there are two babies inside my uterus.... any more questions????)
AFTER they were born, you have the twin stroller, the two babies, one dressed in a pink snowsuit and the other dressed in a blue snowsuit.
"Are they twins?"
Yes
"Boys...? or Girls...?"
One of each, boy and girl, hence the blue and the pink clothing.
"Are they identical?"
Uhhhh.... nooooo... one is a boy... and the other is a girl... they are NOT IDENTICAL.
My favorite.... because it's just so amazing how nosy people are and how they will ask the stupidest questions, just to see if they can get more information out of somebody. Priceless. LOL
2006-08-17 18:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am I pregnant? Its funny that people come on and ask it, instead of just buying a test. As if we could magically tell them!
2006-08-17 14:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by Velken 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when people see you on the street thay ask when are you due. i still have tummy pudge from having my son. its annoying and funny
2006-08-17 15:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋