My is 'What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E DEEE-VORCE!' Johnny depp as Mort in Secret Window
2006-08-17 07:50:43 · 17 answers · asked by mary c 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"Remember it! Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f*ck!" Chris Tucker as Smokey in 'Friday'
2006-08-17 07:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by MoMoney23 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
- Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere!
- Tommy Johnson: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.
BATMAN
-Joker: Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
-Vicki Vale: You're insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!
-The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: You killed my parents.
The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?
Batman: I made you, you made me first.
-And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
-The Joker: My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?
-The Joker: [fuming] Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
-Joker: I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
-Bruce Wayne: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!
-Alexander Knox: [observing one of Wayne's odd sculptures] Check this out! He must have been "King of the Wicker People".
TOY STORY
-Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
-[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso.
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!
-Sergeant: It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr. Potato Head: I'd better shave.
[pulls off his moustache]
.Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU. ARE. A. TO-YYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're just an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child's play-thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony.
BACK TO THE FUTURE
-Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
-Dr. Emmett Brown: Oh, my God, they found me, I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty.
Marty McFly: Who? Who?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Who do you think? The Libyans.
Marty McFly: Holy ****!
-Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.
2006-08-17 15:22:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when Mike Teevee asks who would want a beard, and Wonka replies, "Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"
2006-08-17 15:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by Rome2Milan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Good Will Hunting Matt Damon is talking to the girl and another guy comes over and is basically being a jerk telling Damon he is not good enough for her. So Damon ends up getting the girls number and goes up to the window where the jerk is sitting and says loudly through the glass:
Damon: "Do you like apples"
Jerk: "Yeah"
Damon pushing the paper the # is written onup against the pane: "How do you like them apples?"
So classic i love it!!!
2006-08-17 14:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by purple dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say Hello To My Little Friend-Scarface
2006-08-17 15:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by Gary B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shrek at the dinner table after Fiona burps: "Better out than in, eh Fiona" on Shrek 2.
2006-08-17 15:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by TML ♥'er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Karma is Justice without the Satisfaction - The Way of the Gun
2006-08-17 15:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♠♣♥Rogue♣♥♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you went over my helmet?. Rick Moranis as Dark helmet in Spaceballs
2006-08-17 15:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind.
2006-08-17 23:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite movie line is "Go get 'em, Tiger!" from the 2004 blockbuster movie, "SPIDER-MAN 2"!!!!!
2006-08-18 08:16:10 · answer #10 · answered by Louise Smith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋