I'm almost positive now that I am being stalked by ninjas. There is this shadow in the corner of my room, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it's not a shadow at all! Are ninjas able to hold perfectly still for any length of time? And wouldn't this "shadow of death" eventually need to use my bathroom or check his voicemails?
2006-08-17 07:49:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Ralf, because I myself am trained in the art of ninjary. I believe this is a reconnaissance team sent to evaluate my skills...
2006-08-17 08:47:18 · update #1
Oh, they'll stand still for as long as they feel as necessary. Ninjas have extraordinary strong will power that keeps them from needing to use the bathroom unless it is convenient. They can also read minds and telecommunicate if the need arises to check in with the wife or whatever. J Love, you be careful. Those ninjas don't mess around. Watch your back, babe.
2006-08-17 11:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on the ninja. Stealth skills have to be constantly practiced--silent walking, how not to be seen, etc. etc.. if a ninja gets out of practice, he or she doesn't do as well with stealth. The question is, how long do YOU stay in your room at a stretch? Maybe the ninja just waits until you leave or sneeze or use your cellphone or something!
P.S. What is "ninjary?" Never heard it called that before!
2006-08-17 14:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ninja's are dedicated and patient individuals, they can go without the bathroom and checking their voice mails and other such nessecery things for vast amounts of time. Ninja's are also great at staying still. I've only one question though, why if a Ninja is out to kill you, hasn't it killed you yet? Ninja's are quite capable and very good killers, if you're not dead you're probably alright.
2006-08-17 14:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ralf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as it takes to get the job done. If you are being stalked by ninjas, good luck to you. You are ok if it is a surveillance team. Now if it is an assasination team then, just clear your schedule and make peace with yourself. Hope this is not for real.
2006-08-17 14:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ninjas can remain perfectly still FOREVER..... and use the bathroom HAH, we are talking about NINJAs here, their highly trained elite bodies absorb it back into their systems until they get a chance to go.
2006-08-17 14:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by WhiteHat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just long enough to kill you. If you were being stalked by ninjas, you would already be dead.
2006-08-17 14:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until he has to go to the bathroom.
2006-08-17 14:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by elw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gimmee some of that LSD!
2006-08-17 14:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋