It’s uh…doin’ things like this are at the top of my prioritizinalation. Them Harley folks is all good people and they deserve the kind of boost that only I, posing as Bono, could give ‘em. This is what is really ‘mportant for America. Doin’ uh…goin’ to the……..Ya see, Harley isn’t makin’ enough money. I want every American to go out and buy one of these motersickles by the end of the month. Accordin’ to my calc’lations, that’ll solve all of America’s economical problems for the next 3 decades. If ya don’t, yer a traitor to America and freedom and democracy and some other patriotic soundin’ words. Never mind that I’m a 15% shareholder in the company.
So uhh…..Whadja, whadja think of the shades? Did they make me look cool or what? And that bike…I uhh…when I sat on it, it made me feel powerful. I had more goin’ on between m’legs than I do between m’ears.
2006-08-17
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