What if Al Qaeda starts promising 72 pornstars instead of 72 virgins?

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

Same thing to them. Offer them 72 pigs and they might think twice before blowing sh*t up. I hear they aren't big fans of pork.

Answer 3

when they up the ante to "72 virgin porn stars" i'll not only sign up, i'll head up the local chapter.

Answer 4

Probably more people would join it.

Answer 5

Where do I sign up????????