Who wants to make up a limerick?

Question

Or a haiku, or any poem, whatever. I'm bored right now and I want to see what we can come up with. It has to be ORIGINAL (plagiarists suck!), and I'm going for funny, but anything that catches my eye the most--funny or not--will get ten points. Why, I'll start:

They ask me 'bout my hair
is it short or is it long?
the really simple answer is
I just don't care at all.

Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.

On Mondays I watch wrestling,
in the morning, I watch Springer.
In the evening when my mullet man comes home,
I cook mac and cheese, and he don't lift a finger.

Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.

I buy my pants in spandex,
and Elvis isn't dead!
My jewelry's all from Wal-Mart
and there's a mullet on my head.

Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.

Laugh if you will,
I'll still be standing tall.
If you don't like my mullet,
I just don't care at all!

Answer 1

Limerick:

There was a young lady named Casey
Whose limericks could be quite racy
She woke up with a mullet
That stuck in her gullet
And lately she's acting quite spacy.

Haiku:

Mulling 'bout mullets
Casey receives a haiku
From a balding man

Answer 2

There once was a fellow named Casey,
Who loved a young woman named Tracey,
When she split from the scene,
He wanted to scream,
But he wound up with a lady named Macy.

Answer 3

A lady snakecharmer named Wanda
Who sinned with a male anaconda
Was renowned far and wide,
But she finally died
When she tried it while riding a Honda.

Answer 4

love is in the air
love is every where
is love in your hair?
i dunt care
as long its in your care bear
are you going to the fair?
or are you goint to play truth or dare?
what ever you do,i dont care
as long as love is in your care bear!