good, cheesy, old, narcissistic, or downright offensive tell me all
2006-08-17 05:19:50 · 11 answers · asked by Enthusiast 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Q:Do you believe in the hereafter?
A: Good, then you know what I'm here after.
Q: Do you know the difference between a BJ and a ham and cheese sandwich.
A: (if the answer is no) Good, let's have lunch.
2006-08-17 05:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have big feet. Isn't there a saying about that...?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you.
Hey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cuz you're the only ten I see!
I can see you. (Um... yeah.) Great, then how 'bout tomorrow.
Bewww BEWWWW bewwww (What are you doing?) That's an ambulence coming to take me away, 'cause the sight of you stopped my heart. (used in A Night at the Roxbury)
I didn't know Miss America used to live right here.
2006-08-17 06:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a sense of humor. Just walk up to the person, smile and say "Hey, come here often?". That line has basically become a joke, and hopefully, the person will laugh, if you deliver it with the humor clearly apparent.
Also, a good standby is, "You know, you look so familiar to me. Did we go to high school together?".
2006-08-17 05:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by SuzeY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy: If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Narcasistic: Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again?
Down right rude: You and I both know you are incapable of attracting anyone better than me so do yourself a favour and go home with me.
2006-08-17 05:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ajescent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you wearing astronaut pants? 'Cause your *** is out of this world.
You must be a flower, 'cause I want to plant you right here (accompanied by gesture towards genitalia).
Nice shirt. It would look great on my bedroom floor.
Do you like fries? So do I. Let's ****.
2006-08-17 05:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by crazymugal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must wash your jeans in Windex.
Why?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
2006-08-17 05:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did you get through airport security? cause you da bomb!
works best in airports
2006-08-17 05:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is your daddy Osama Bin Laden - cos girl you are da bomb!!!
2006-08-17 05:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey,pick up lines would not work for you if you want it in a relationship
2006-08-17 05:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
did it hurt when you fell down from heavan.
do your feet hurt?. youve been runnin in my mind all day
2006-08-17 05:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by yellow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋