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I quit drinking two weeks ago and three days ago it started to stalk me

2006-08-17 04:35:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

Duh, that's a sign that you need to start drinking again.

2006-08-17 06:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Find him another green monkey to play with. Good for you though on quitting drinking. Keep it up, green monkeys and all.

2006-08-17 04:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0 0

Neither of them will make an extremely reliable alabi or character reference, and point out of them will very almost rather bring about you spending time in a psychological Correction Facility.

2016-12-17 12:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Throw green bananas in a lake.

2006-08-17 20:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

Tell him if he doesn't leave you alone, you're gonna call the Monkey Police!

2006-08-17 04:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by KIT-KAT 5 · 0 0

shoot him in the head dump the body and clean up the green goo left behind

2006-08-17 04:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Check yourself into the nearest mental institution and it'll go away.

2006-08-17 04:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Coco 5 · 0 0

slap the urself when u see the monkey

2006-08-17 04:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by frank w 4 · 0 0

i m the monkey cause all my cousin isnt green

2006-08-17 04:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by abdul k 3 · 0 0

Offer it a banana. Any color will work, although sometimes they really like blue ones.

2006-08-17 04:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by Hugo Reyes 3 · 0 0

Little Green Monkey

2017-02-22 03:15:56 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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