Who Would Jesus Date?
If JC were around, no doubt he would be stalked by the media (Godarazzi?) and they would follow him around day and night snapping pics of him. Who would they get photos of him with, and what would the tabloids have to say or imply? And would they then be destined for hell?
2006-08-17 03:34:24 · 9 answers · asked by a kinder, gentler me 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
This is a funny question. I defnitely think that some stupid supermarket tabloid would have him and Angelina hooked up behind Brad's back. Or he'd date someone in Scientology and go against his beliefs. HAHA. That's great. Great question.
2006-08-17 03:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
JC in modern times "A Day In The Life"
8:30 Wake up have some coffee, complain about having turned too much water into wine last night
8:45 Take some aspirin
9:00 Quick trip to middle east
11:00 Convert Osama Bin Laden henceforth Osama changes name to Omar Benihana and becomes a prophet for peace
1:00 Converts Paparrazi all go out and get jobs with National Geographic
2:15 Stops angry people from stoning Pamela Anderson to death convinces her to quit being a whore
3:00 Nap time
5:00 Dinner with Al Frankin
6:00 Al and JC spend 45 minutes on the phone prank calling Bush pretending to be God
7:00 Party at the Dave Chapells place
11:00 Time for all good little saviors to be in bed
2006-08-17 03:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by howboutthatlocalweather 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tammy Faye Baker.
2006-08-17 03:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is def a good ? and good answers!
Yea, he would be followed by the "Godarazzi"..good one btw ;)
He would prolly be pictured with all kinds...
With the likes of Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen and others, trying to straighten them out ;)
With some peeps that do charity work and such :)
God Bless
2006-08-17 03:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by riverstarr 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he was around, he'd just be another metally impaired individual claiming to be Jesus.
2006-08-17 03:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by CyberTootie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE would date Mary Magaline. Madonna will try to jockey to be His main squeeze...but if anyone messes with Jesus, God will whip his/her butt...
2006-08-17 04:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by tonya j 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't date anyone
2006-08-17 03:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be no different then when he was here the first time no one would hardly believe him.
2006-08-17 03:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus would date _a_Therapist_...
2006-08-18 05:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋