Poor you, that's such a nasty thing to happen!!
Mine was when I was shopping in a supermarket and I stepped out of the way for a lady with a walking stick and tripped over some boxes that the shelf packers were using, then I stumbled backwards and fell into one of the big wire bins, I got wedged in as I am so short and could not get out, I was mortified as everyone was laughing (it was a bargain bin) but actually it's quite funny now I think of it!
2006-08-17 03:29:09
·
answer #1
·
answered by sparkleythings_4you 7
·
1⤊
0⤋
I took drama in summer school my Junior year of high school. We got the opportunity to use a local college's stage with all the lights and everything.
My best friend and I were at the theater early to set the stage and get everything ready for the performance that night. We were making all sorts of strange sounds because it echoed nicely and sounded really cool in the empty theater. We finished up and she went to make a phone call, the teacher pulled the main curtain and went to check on some stuff. So, I'm by myself, on stage, waiting for class to start, and wanted to see if I could get a fart to echo. I put my butt through the opening of the curtain and ripped a huge one!
Yep, you guessed it, my whole class had come in and sat in the front rows, including my crush, of course. They laughed so hard I thought some of them would pass out. There I was, center stage. I tried to play it off like "so what", but I wanted to die!
The way the stage was built and that my teacher had told us all previously that there was no playing for dress rehearsal had them quiet enough and muffled enough that I had no idea that they were there.
So, hey, at least you were alone for your moment.
2006-08-17 03:42:54
·
answer #2
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
0⤋
Oh, the list could go on. I did pee myself in a grocery store once and had to figure out a way to sneak out the door without someone discovering the wet spot. However there was this one time I went to the GYN office for a check up. I hate those check ups so I get real nervous. When I nervous I have to pee. But I was already undressed and had one of those sheets wrapped around me. I spoke of my dilemma to the nurse and didn't want to pee on the doc. doing my pap so the nurse said that he would be busy for a while in another exam room so if I wanted to I could sneak down the hall and go the bathroom. It was a small office so they assured me that no other patients would be around in the hallways...So I agreed and ran down the hallway with this sheet around me butt exposed and all, lol! So, I peed in their potty and when I came out I looked both ways before going into the hallway. Just as I shut the door behind me the GYN came out from an exam room down the hall. I panicked and began to run down the hall to my room....I did this while looking over my shoulder and not looking in front of me...that is when it happened....I tripped over the weight scale and fell to the floor....LOL Naked and wrapped in a sheet...LOL. Picture that one...LOL. Luckily the staff was professional enough not to laugh but I know they probably laughed about that one for days....LOL
2006-08-17 03:33:17
·
answer #3
·
answered by Dominika 3
·
2⤊
0⤋
my husband and my 10 year old son were walking through the parking lot to go into the bank I looked and saw a banana peel and told my son to be careful don't slip on that banana peel, well low and behold I missed the step on the crub and fell flat on my face ,I had a pocket full of pennies and they all rolled everywhere,everyboy was helping me pick up the pennies and I will never forget it what a day.I just thank God I was ok,people in the parking lot were rolling down their car windows asking if I was ok lol.it was funny because everybody else thought I sliped on that banana peel.
2006-08-17 03:38:16
·
answer #4
·
answered by HolyDovePraise 2
·
1⤊
0⤋
Going for a pee into the ladies room, guess I got mixed up with the signage on the door, got a nasty look from a lady going in while I was exiting
2006-08-17 03:29:02
·
answer #5
·
answered by dereckdsouza 3
·
2⤊
0⤋
First tell her you opt to have a verbal replace such as her and are available across a great time and a private position. merely be common once you communicate over such as her and say it is in uncomplicated words my organization because you've been in my abode. Ask her what she might want to do if the tables were grew to grow to be. i'd hesitate to bypass to her husband yet a minimum of factor out the possibility of doing that once you're having your communicate such as her even inspite of the undeniable fact that no longer in a recommend threatening way. i think it relies upon on merely how close you're to her or her husband. when you're a lot in course of her then attempt to stay out of the gruesome difficulty except talking to her. possibly she will be able to open as a lot as you about issues that led to her to stray telling you things you've been ignorant of (merely enable her to provide that info, do not even ask why). in spite of the whys and wherefores of her difficulty i'd almost truthfully tell her in NO unclear words that you've lost all understand for her and sense that she has betrayed your believe. If inspite of the undeniable fact that you (or your husband) are a lot in course of her husband (which includes suited buds or fishing, golf companions and so on) then you definately opt to sit down such as your husband and verify the suited procedure action so some distance as no matter if you get in the midst of it by technique of telling her husband. both way you walked in on what's constructive to be a existence replacing difficulty to all in touch. you merely won't be able to comb it less than the rug or ignore about it inspite of the undeniable fact that i'd hesitate to easily bounce in with both ft and probably finally end up because the undesirable guy and grow to be enemies with both her and her hubby. good luck (playstation ... do not ignore to sterilize the bath)
2016-11-25 22:22:36
·
answer #6
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
I was trying to change my daughter's diapers and she sharted on my face (watch "Along came Polly" to understand). It wouldn't have been so bad, but my foster mom and foster sisters were there. Being kids, they just won't let it die!! Every person they see just has to know!
2006-08-17 03:34:29
·
answer #7
·
answered by BarelyMakingItBy 2
·
2⤊
0⤋
when i was younger i spilled my lunch food on me and i paniced and fell on the floor and when i tried to get up i slipped and my principal was walking by me and i fell on him
2006-08-17 03:33:03
·
answer #8
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
Eww. What would make you want to share that with people?
2006-08-17 03:29:49
·
answer #9
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ........ah.....hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-08-17 03:28:22
·
answer #10
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
0⤋