how do i pretend to cheat?

Question

HOw do i make my husband think i am cheating on him?He has put me through alot and i wanna give him a taste of his own medicine.The only way i can do it is by cheating or at least making him think i am just so he can go completly nuts.I dont wanna acvtively go and do it cause theres just so much out there.(std's) and i cant hurt myself that way.Any ideas?

Answer 1

I am sorry that your husband has put you through so much, and I understand your feelings of wanting to get back at him. In the long run though, how is doing this going to help make your relationship stronger with your husband? It just may make it worse. You may want to take a few days somewhere by yourself, and think about where you want your life to go from this point. Do you really want to spend the rest of your life being hurt by your husband, and trying to hurt your husband? Is your husband ever going to change, or is he going to keep hurting you? If their is hope for him to realize the error of his ways, you should seek marital counseling and a healthy way to deal with your very legitimate feelings of anger. If he is not able or willing to show more respect towards you, you have to decide if you want to spend the rest of your life with someone that shows little respect to your feelings, or if you want to cut your losses and move on with your life with out him. If you start to play games with him, you will be making it more difficult for the two of you to come to a mutual respect for each other. If it is all ready over in your opinion, don't waste time playing games. Life is too short to waste it on an unhealthy relationship, besides; you may miss the opportunity to meet a real great guy while you are focusing on these games with your husband. You deserve to be happy, not stuck in a vicious game of revenge. Good luck!!!

Answer 2

if u have a close guy friend that he dont know then tell him what your dirty little plan is. have him call you in the middle of the night and you uitley say that you cant talk no you will call him when ur alone. when is is laying in bed beside you. act like your asleep and start acting like you are talking in you sleep. and while you are talking talk about that guy you are "cheating" on him with" start telling your husband about this "new guy" you met at work, the mall store anywhere. and thell him how well you get along. and how he is so nice,ect. well the same day that you do that, tell him that you are going out with the "girls" and get all dressed up put on a sexy dress and heels. it works every ime your husband will soon get worried and start keeping an eye on you and then when the time is right tell your husband that you are going to invite you "new friend" to dinner and dress up that night too. at dinner that night keep touching you " new friends" arm alot and laughing t all of his jokes just completley ignor your husband. he will start t think that you are really cheating. but make sure that you tel this other guy the whole plan and dont get atached!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

That's a terrible idea. You could make him so angry that he hurts you or gets himself in trouble trying to find out who you're with. This kind of plan always backfires and someone is hurt far more than was intended.

If you are so hurt by your husband's cheating, you would benefit much more by seeing a marriage counselor together, or even alone and talking about your feelings. You need to get out the pain and feeling of being rejected so you can move forward.

Don't get involved in revenge and childish games that can only lead to trouble. Good luck to you.

Answer 4

Make plans/ break them. Go out late and stay out all night/dont answer the phone when he calls. Or if you do answer, be in a really loud place and say you cant hear him. If he asks you where you were, just say I was out. Good luck. Just remember, making him think you are cheating may ruin this relationship. So be prepared to have this backfire and lose your husband forever.

Answer 5

Your only going to make the situation a lot worse by doing this. If your husband has gotten you to a place where you want to do this I say the relationship is dead. You must have tons of resentment and hurt inside of you. You think this will make you feel better but it wont. If anything you guys should go to marriage counseling. Communication is the key here, not making him crazy.

Answer 6

This depends of whether he lives with you or not:
If he lives with you:
-Write down "notes" someone may have given you
-Go to the movies and buy two tickes, leave the tickets "lying around" somewhere in your house
-Buy a "men's cologne" and spray it over some of your clothes or better yet, come home smelling like it (but just a little)
-Have a company call your home/cell and when you pick up, "hang up" the call BUT PRETEND you are talkin with someone else. Say something like: Oh.. Hi!... Um, can I call you back later? .. yeah, mee too.... ok, bye!
-buy a book and have someone else write a dedicatory at the front page, something like: "to my sweet, beautiful..."

Again, this will work only if he lives with you, if he is gone, you will need a real man to get back at him

Answer 7

Have a friend call the house and always hang up when he answers the phone. Or you could whisper another man's name while having sex with your husband. Be prepared for ugly consequences if you're successsful in fooling him. He just might want a divorce or seperation if he thinks you're cheating. Have fun with your attempt, but be cautious.

Answer 8

Hi! Done this many a time... get one of your closet friends to send you email's signed from a male friend make sure you leave them for him to see or print them off and leave them lying around. Get text Messages/ phone calls - when you are with him - and tell him it was the wrong number.. Spray a different after shave from his on your clothes..Good Luck..

Answer 9

Here's some ideas:

Leave for no aparent reason, leave for hours (where he cant find you), come in the house with your hair a mess and your clothes a little dishevelved, stop showing affection, talk to him less, try not to make eye contact.

Answer 10

Just act like you always get text messages or calls from 'someone', maybe have a best friend pretend to be that person. Act like you're busy going out with 'someone' (just say a friend if he asks) if he wants to go somewhere, ect.