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There is a gang of evil karate hamsters in my house who are after my 3 year old child, but I don't want to get up and do anything about it.

2006-08-17 02:51:47 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

Three year old kids are pretty tough - I don't think you have anything to worry about!

2006-08-17 03:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Kiedis 5 · 2 0

I have a three year old child too... trust me he/she can handle the evil karate hamsters without any help from you...

2006-08-17 09:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 0 0

It's easy , Just play dead and if they really start to sniff around just go right ahead and piss on your bed the smell will just repell the evil karate hamsters to their holes.

2006-08-17 10:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by shrimpPasta 1 · 0 0

I know! Get the gang of nice karate turtles with masks over there eyes that have names of dead people to help! Theyre Awsome!

2006-08-17 09:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by CoNfUsEd? 3 · 0 0

Man it's there it is really there it's just the seams of reality manuvering under the waves of motion as they swirl into existance hamsters are here why have I thought in this plain of existance of hamsters, oh a question must focus

2006-08-17 09:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

then dont do anything about just stay were u r every1 knows that those evil hamsters dont hurt 3 year olds...

2006-08-17 09:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by ... 6 · 0 0

give yourself a big motivational spheel about how u will be saving yur child and all children to come from hamsters if u get up...and then call the babysitter....oh no, better, Chuck NOrris!!! to come take care of it.

2006-08-17 09:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by famouslstwords 2 · 0 0

you have evil karate hampster in your house? take the hampster on the road get money

2006-08-17 09:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by casper 6 · 0 0

A AK-47 should be sufficient for hosing them all down.

2006-08-17 09:58:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let the Kung Fu cat in and sit back and enjoy the show.

2006-08-17 09:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 0 0

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