1. what is your favorit thing about me?
2. why do you idolise me?
3. what would you give me for my birthday?
4. will you be happy when i conker the world?
5. how much monney would you spend for an autograffed picture of me?
6. where would you put an autograffed picture of me?
7. how much do you love me?
8. do you tell everyboddy you meat how great i am and how you are my fan?
9. why are you my fan?
10. write me a fan mail mesage.
2006-08-17 01:41:44 · 26 answers · asked by BestGuitaristEver! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. your confidence
2 Because you are perfect
3. A Car
4.Oh yes , my lord.....
5.100000000000000000000000000000000000 Dollars
6.On me wall SO I would fall asleep looking at you
7.More then myself.......that's a lot.....
8.Yes, every second.....
9. because I admire you in every way, you are my idol, oh great one....
10.very, soon expect one ok.......
2006-08-17 01:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by Capricious 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. what is your favorit thing about me? Your excellent spelling skills
2. why do you idolise me? umm, sorry. Not in this lifetime.
3. what would you give me for my birthday? a dictionary
4. will you be happy when i conker the world? Nope
5. how much monney would you spend for an autograffed picture of me? Zero dollars and Zero cents
6. where would you put an autograffed picture of me? In the garden to chase the crows away??? lol
7. how much do you love me? not as much as you think I should
8. do you tell everyboddy you meat how great i am and how you are my fan? Yeah, sure-- in your dreams.
9. why are you my fan? it must be because of that blue hat and glasses you wear...
10. write me a fan mail mesage: get back to me on that one...
2006-08-17 09:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by jobug 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. imagining a nuclear device exploding inside your anus!
2. sick self-loathing, I idolise the only thing in god's good universe that is worse than me.
3. herpes, syphilis, aids, smallpox, penile wharts, violent death
4. yes, then I would know that I would be very near death.
5. i have no money, but if I did i would gladly spend all of it to gain your autograph, I would then learn to forge it and write it at the bottom of a terrorist's note so you get your anal cavity serched by the department of homoland security.
6. on the FBI's Most wanted terrorist website.
7. as much as I love having my gonads eaten by microscopic worms.
8. no sorry, I must try harder.
9. I am not a fan, per se, but I have a fan, an elecric one, a BIG electric one, with sharpened fan blades and no guard and I fantasise about pushing various party of your repulsive body into it!
10. die! die! die! The earth and it's inhabitants are not good enough to witness how great you are at what you do.
2006-08-17 08:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by kenhallonthenet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. I like the fact that you think you are perfect and you misspelled 4 words in your question.
2. You spelled idolize wrong too.
3. A dictionary.
4. Conquer is spelled wrong.
5. So is money and autographed.
6. Again with the autographed word.
7. You got all the words right here. How should have been capitalized though.
8. Ooh, you spelled everybody and meet wrong.
9. Because you are not so perfect after all.
10. Message is spelled wrong too.
2006-08-17 08:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. That you are unique, as the LORD made each of us that way.
2. I do not idolize you, nor anyone else.
3. The same thing I gave you last year, only more of it-->(nothing).
4. If you are able to conquer the World, more power to you!
5. I would expect you to mail it to me, with no monetary obligation on my part.
6. I would put it on my desk, along with all the other clutter, and be pressed to find it among all the mess.
7. I love you as a child of the LORD, if we are Christian Brothers.
8. No, I am no fan of anyone, except JESUS CHRIST.
9. You are delusional again, I see, take your meds, they will bring you down to reallity.
10. Hello, this is Jesse, I am not a fan of yours, nor would I pretend to be, be happy that you are who you are, and nothing more, a child of GOD...
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-08-17 09:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. you make me laugh hysterically when i'm having a shi**y day!
2. i don't IDOLIZE you.
3. a speak n spell
4. i'll be in shock if you CONQUER the world!
5. i wouldn't spend MONEY for your AUTOGRAPH.
6. i don't want your AUTOGRAPH.
7. i don't love you, but i love to laugh at you!
8. honestly, you don't come up in conversation.
9. i am not your fan!
10. no thank you.
2006-08-17 09:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by Angie619 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unless you are Jimmy Hendrix (I doubt it...he's passed on), Jimmy Paige, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn (also departed), or Eddie Van Halen, then none of these apply....
2006-08-17 08:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by Motochic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not you again..sigh..ok heres your ansewers:
1.nothing
2. i don't but i'll let you have your fun
3. a big box you could hide in
4. no. i'll kill myself.
5. 0.00p inc. tax.
6. in the u-bend of my toilet.
7. sorry, don't you mean "hate"?
8. i don't mix with saddoes.
9. mistake#2 i,m not.
10. you are one sad deluded person..get a life,deushebag!
2006-08-17 09:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man, I'd sure hate to be one of your friends. I'd get tired of hearing you talk about you. Go find a happy place!
2006-08-17 08:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are not the smartest. Use the spell check next time and you might not seem as stupid as you really are.
2006-08-17 08:48:55 · answer #10 · answered by grooveface 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋