2006-08-17 00:05:55 · 18 answers · asked by Jack 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
of course, you will have first to find a sharp knife, submerge it into 70% ethanol, gentaly heat it, then use a marking pen, mark a point on your penis for which your tongue wants to reach, then use the knife and made a smooth cut on the point, once your penis is separated from your body, immediately place it into liquid nitrogen and keep it fresh before you suck it, now the main task is to stop your bleeding, get some bandage and tight around the wound, don't take any heparin or aspirin before the operation, once the bleeding is stop and the pain is gone, you will feel high again because you can see your penis preserved in liquid nitrogen, take it out (remember to wear a thick glove), then put it into the microwave to defrost for around 20 minutes, then your penis is ready for sucking by your own tongue, enjoy!^^
2006-08-17 00:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by lippy19850528 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Depends how flexible you are. Dont go kissing anyone if you manage to.
But here's a trick you can try.
I bet you and no one else on this site can touch their elbow with their tongue.
2006-08-17 07:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Marilyn Manson. He can do self Bl*wjob
2006-08-17 07:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a couple of ribs out, that might do the trick.
2006-08-17 07:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yes
cut it off with a sharp blade and tounge it all day and night,
call you parents and have them watch, they will be so proud of you.
just like dad used to do.
2006-08-17 07:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by getit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as at least one of them is over 12 inches in length........
2006-08-17 07:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as if you are gay and such a loser, u can always give it a try...
2006-08-17 07:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by AllsTar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't they're both to short.
2006-08-17 07:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Billy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can if u can lick your elbow 1st
2006-08-17 07:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by hellspawn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it would be best if you didn't try.
2006-08-17 07:14:05 · answer #10 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋