If I got a sex change, breast implants, dyed my hair blonde, learnt to sing in an annoying nasal manner, took dancing lessons to wiggle my shaved *** in a provocative way and dated a retard from a boy band, could I be a platinum selling artist with my own line of perfume, shoes and underwear?
2006-08-16 22:58:22 · 25 answers · asked by solo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Not if you look anything like my wife Gloria who I have had to keep in the basement for the last twelve years. She is so foul to look at that dogs run away from her howling into the night, and so dull that plants wither around her and totally give up on life. Even if she were to have both breasts implanted, her hair dyed platinum blonde, her rotting teeth whitened, and had her *** shaved, she'd still be a depressing eyesore in anyone's language. And then you suggest that I teach her to sing!? You need your head examining! Even with earplugs in and my record player on full volume I can still hear her pathetic whimpers and occasional howls.
So you can keep your boy band retard and your fan cy perfume, shoes and underwear. They will not be welcome here..
2006-08-16 23:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Chubby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will need very big implants …but yes I think you have covers every thing you need for a female pop artist. However if you were thinking of a Rock career… then you just need talent and a lot of hard work!
2006-08-17 06:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Shane C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be referring to either one of Girls Aloud or Christina Aguilera lol
I'd like to see your visual perception of your description!!
2006-08-17 06:04:26 · answer #3 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are that undignafied about things then stay who you are. Besides men can make perfumes and panties and other things women love to wear and get respect for it
2006-08-17 07:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the sex change would be better as you not got much going on for you down there or upstairs xxxx
2006-08-17 06:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by LINDA P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u never know but at the end u r a guy no matter how u changed ur look . that's disgusting.
2006-08-17 06:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by alyamed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most definately x
2006-08-17 06:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by tee_hee_ssh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably, but you'd still have to wear a shirt.
2006-08-17 10:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look great just the way you are
2006-08-17 07:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by Joanne A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are happy in having these things... THEN GO!
More power! =>
2006-08-17 06:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by kwing-kwang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋