A poo flinging monkey vs. an incontinent Gorilla? Which is more entertaining to watch at the zoo? Or, some other bowel disordered animals? Damn it, I need something funny.. Grab 10 points if you can.
2006-08-16 21:58:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Poo flinging monkeys are deffo better!!! Incontinent gorillas are not all that funny, unless they are spraying it in the way of someone you don't particularly like....
How about zebras pebble dashing the walls of their stables??
How about prairie dogs with the runs - so they have a sort of fountain of poo that sprays them up out of their little holes and into the air??
A large raspberry and good day 2 u.
2006-08-16 22:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Def a poo flinging monkey! An incontinent gorilla sounds boring...
Wanna laugh, true story... a long time ago I was at a zoo with an old boyfriend, we were watching this one monkey with a red butt...anytime anyone in the crowd would piss him off...he would shove his butt against the cage real hard and literally expose his butt hole by pulling his cheek with his hand. It was disgusting but really funny! I guess you had to be there!
Dumb joke time...
How do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide behind strawberrys.
How do monkeys hide?
They paint their b@lls red and hide in the cherry trees.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Elephants eating cherrys!
2006-08-17 05:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by bburgandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnier than both of those is you trying desparately to come up with a question that will bring funny answers.
Put yourself in a zoo and watch everybody be entertained
2006-08-17 05:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about and elephant farting and all of a sudden he sprays sh*t all over you.hahaha it sure puts the poo flinging monkey hahaha.lol i can picture it now.have a nice evening.
Clowmy
2006-08-17 05:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poo flinging monkey I bet.
2006-08-17 08:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋