A funny example would be to give them a one way ticket to Mongolia!
2006-08-16 21:53:59 · 3 answers · asked by orion 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well, my ex-wife had a pretty good way. She lit fire to my armpits while I was sleeping. She laughed hysterically. However I didn't quite "share the moment" with her. Ah well, such is life. As a response, I put Krazy Glue on the toilet seat. Now THAT was funny!! At least for me and the paramedics anyway.
2006-08-17 13:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Dave B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be really immature and a bit of an ***. Go away for the summer and in the meantime your girlfriend cheats on you.
Get a friend who likes to gossip. Have the girlfriend tell the friend everything, and then have him tell you when you come back. Get really jealous and confused, when she calls to break up pretend your uncle died and you have to break up with her.
She will laugh with her friends for hours, and so will everyone else whe you tell them you broke up with her.
2006-08-17 05:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let her catch you cheating with one of her friends, you will get to see a fight and she will leave you. There is nothing like a girl fight over a man.
2006-08-17 05:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by King Midas 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋