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Silence. Then "UH OH!"

2006-08-16 21:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Who yo pimp be? It was just outside my door, (the dirty little brat)!
We live in a very bad part of town! Me and my mom are trying to get the hell out of here! We are so tired of the filth, drug dealers, booming rap music, prostitutes and crack heads, not to mention the trash in the streets, such as: empty beer cans, wine bottles, candy wrappers, underwear, used condoms, needles, shitty baby diapers and just plain filth! It is too much!!!!!!!!! We don't find (these) toddlers cute at all!!!!!!!! The last thing a (decent) toddler said to me was: ( Thank you, you are pretty lady)! That was last week at a ball game when I gave a couple of children some chewing gum, ( their mom said it was OK)!

2006-08-17 04:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

My boyfriend's nephew, it was really heartwarming, he said:

"Yooor my arntiiii" (Translated as "you're my aunty")

It was sweet, because I have a son, and I'm so used to being called "Mummy", but I've never been called "Aunty" before - his nephew lives a long distance away - it was a cute first!

There are many a story I could tell about my son when he was a toddler, but I won't go into that, just the last one was:

"Mummy you're not very fat, but a bit fat, does that mean you've got a baby in your tummy?"

Out of the mouths of babes of innocence!!!

2006-08-17 04:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0 0

You have candy at your house?
No Im all out.
How come?
We ate it all.
Oh.
Cant you get some more?
Not till I get some more money.
pause
Bobby is an a s s.
Who said a s s around you?
Mommy, she says a s s all the time.
Well, you would think as well as your speaking these days she wouldn't say a s s.
Yeah plus its a bad word, but he is an a s s.
*I laughed*
~He's a smart kid~

2006-08-17 04:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sen 4 · 0 0

I have always worn my hair in a pony tail when I babysit my brother's kids. They stopped by my house recently. It has been too long since I last saw them, My hair was down but when we started playing, I put it in a pony tail and my nephew said "Oh, there's the REAL Tia!"

2006-08-17 14:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Tarpaulin 4 · 0 0

What you looking at me for? I replied "go sit down girl" then she said "you phat azz"!

2006-08-17 04:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Essential 2 · 0 0

My one year old nephew likes to play "catch". He said "Get it!" when the ball rolled away from us.

2006-08-17 04:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by nightevisions 7 · 0 0

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes.

2006-08-17 14:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wanna see me dance.

2006-08-17 13:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by position28 4 · 0 0

He was quiet but gave me a finger ...

2006-08-17 04:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by City hunter 3 · 0 0

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