My imaginary friend has been going out late at night, drinking, smoking, and getting into trouble with the police, should I bail him out of jail????????, and will he appreciate my help?????
2006-08-16 20:21:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I don't think you should bail him out repeatedly, but I think this one time, yes, you should.
You will need to attend the Marcel Marceau Finishing School in order to learn how to pretend to fill in a bail form, how to give a tearful bearhug to an imaginary buddy, and how to yell abuse at police officers who don't exist.
(The good news is, you only have to pretend to pay the fees for this course.)
On the way home, you need to sit down at a park bench and give him a stern talking-to. Remember to wag your finger in the air a lot, you may get spotted by an Orchestra Conductor Talent Scout.
PS: If your friend has been charged with Recklessly Impersonating The Invisible Man under section 22 (a), subsection IV of the Imaginary Persons Act, then I'm sorry to say that he's a goner - it's the mandatory death penalty by lethal imaginary injection.
2006-08-17 04:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know how you can lead him back in the "right" way, go on, pay the bail and take him out; just make sure this does not become a habit.
On the other hand, if he's really your friend, you do it because you love and want to offer the best for him. If you do this only for him to express his thanks and appreciation, just forget the bail -because if he does not thank you, you will feel a loser- and try to be close to him in other ways.
2006-08-17 03:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by ngiapapa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you've got the scratch, bail out your imaginary friend with some monopoly money and get yourself a get out of jail free card.
2006-08-17 03:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tally 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Don't be an enabler. He will only learn his lesson by feeling the consequences. If you help this person, you will just get sucked into his b***s***, and while he will be glad to get out of jail so he can get right back to his partying as quickly as possible, he will not appreciate you or repay you for what you did. These guys are users in every sense of the word. Please believe me, this guy needs help, but you are probably not qualified to provide him with the kind of help he needs...he needs professional help.
2006-08-17 03:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by sunny1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, NO & NO
You are not his dady&mamy - let him remeber to the rest of his life how stuped he was.
Anyway for somethin like this they don't keep people for too long. And if is realy bad situation is better spend the mony for an
Attorny.
Belive me every one is gonna appreciate your help if you pay the bail.
2006-08-17 03:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by Toto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOK the very fact that you have said your imaginary friend raised alot of red flags here do you hear voices? or do you have any other imaginary friends that no one can see or hear but you?If so thats scary as hell and I think you need to seek mental help.
2006-08-17 03:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by CaliMa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, do everything imaginary that you can for your friend.
2006-08-17 03:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time for a little tough love!
2006-08-17 03:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He/she is obviously lookingfor help, but then again they also need to learn a lesso.n
2006-08-17 03:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is ur imaginary friend, so do everything in ur imagination.
2006-08-17 03:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by richa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋