Serious question here: Why are women evil?

Question

Not evil like in the demonic sense, but evil as in the sense that they want to taunt me.

Apparently most of you can't read or don't know humor when you see it. How many times have you been sexually frusterated? That's what I meant by taunt.

Answer 1

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time,an Indian woman was out gathering firewood, and it was freezing cold and snowing.The woman sees a snake,frozen and half dead,picks it up and wraps it in her cloak to warm it.She brings the snake back into her house, wraps it in a warm blanket and places it close to the fire,feeding it warm bits of meat, and nursing the snake back to health.The snake recovered and as she fed the snake a nice fat mouse,it bit her.As she lay dying of the venomous bite,she cried "Why?I saved you from death!I nursed you back to health!Why?" The snake turns and says to her "Look,*****, you knew I was a snake." Does this answer your question? : )

Answer 2

Men are stupid: Every woman has been saying this for centuries, and can we guys really and truly deny it, we've all got those stories (or dark secrets) of the incredibly stupid things we have done (usually because of a woman, see #2), and when it comes right down to it we men can code killer apps, design weapons of mass destruction and harness hydroelectric power, but most of us still have a timed electronic device blinking 12:00.

Women are evil: Every man has been saying this for centuries, and who can really deny it, what woman hasn't used men's overwhelming stupidity in order to gain an advantage, and if you haven't, well you should probably start.



furthermore
Okay,Here is what a boy said :

We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time
and money right?

Girlfriend = Time * Money

Your girlfriend is a woman!

Girfriend = Woman
Woman = Time * Money

We all know that time is money...

time = money
woman = money * money

woman = (money)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil,
correct?

money = sqrt(evil)

woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

Hence,

woman = evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

MEN ACCORDING TO WOMEN


1. Nice men are ugly.

2. Handsome men are not nice.

3. Men who are both nice and handsome are gay.

4. Men who are handsome, nice, and heterosexual are

married.

5. Men who are not so handsome, but are

nice men, have no money.

6. Men who are not so handsome, but are

nice men with money think we are only after their

money.

7. Handsome men without money are after

our money.

8. Handsome men, who are not so nice and

are somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are

beautiful enough.

9. Men who think we are beautiful, that

are heterosexual, somewhat nice and somewhat

handsome,

and have money, are cowards.

10. Men who are somewhat handsome,

somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are

heterosexual,are shy and

NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

11. Men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest in us when we take the

initiative.

AND THEY SAY WOMEN ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!

Answer 3

I guess I cant help you with that question cos there are so many women around me and where I come from women are not evil. My mother, wife, sisters, daughters, grandmothers, aunts, nieces, girl friends, etc are not at all evil. In fact they are the sweetest people on earth. Well, in my side of the earth. They are great.

If I may know, what part of the world are you from? And pliz introduce me to the women in your life so that i can talk to them. They shouldn't taunt you... I believe where you come from you also have mothers, wives, sisters, daughters...

Answer 4

Easy.

1. Women require 2 things...an investment of time (phone calls, emails, go here with me, do this with me), and an investment of money (dinners, movies, gifts, etc).
So...
Women = Time x Money

2. Time is money, right? So we can express this by the following:
Time=Money

3. By substitution then, we get this:
Women = Money x Money, or:
Women = Money²

4. Because Money is the root of all evil, you can say that:
Money = √Evil

5. A little more substitution...
Women = (√Evil)²

Or, simply put:

Women = Evil

There it is, it's not just your imagination...it's a proven mathematical equation.

Answer 5

Not ALL women are that way. Alot of them are though and I'm sorry that you feel taunted. Nothing worse than an insincere woman...I know...I used to be one. Thankfully I met a sincere man who taught me what it was to love...myself first...then others.

Ignore them...it'll get them far more than you know. Most of the time it's an ego issue. Good luck and never let 'em get you down.

Answer 6

A long time ago our planet of Spazoo was destroyed by an aquatic alien species and we were forced to live on Earth, underground near the core. Until recently, around the time when Earth women were able to vote and have a freedom of speech in America, we've implanted out minds into theirs and found one of our guilty pleasures to be that of tormenting the minds of male carbon based lifeforms by way of love, mental attachment, and social desperation of the opposite sex. We feed off of the negative energy produced by your puny human minds. And in time of need, your mind's negativity is heightened and thus we are stronger.

Answer 7

At my age, a little taunting wouldn't be so bad. I can remember when love felt like a snake bite, not a really evil snake bite, just a little nibble...

She offered her honor,
so he honored her offer.
And all night long,
he was...

Answer 8

you might want to talk to a therapist about this. It sounds like you believe that all women are ganging up against you. Or maybe I should talk to a therapist, because I feel left out that I wasn't invited to join the girl gang

Answer 9

See this:

women =time + money
but we all know that time is money: time= money
So women= money elevated to the second power
Also we all know that money is the root of evil so:
women= evil


lol!!!!!!

Answer 10

Could it just possibly have something to do with your attitude toward them? I find if a person is making a statement using "they" indicating that something has happened multiple times, that often it is not the fault of the "they" but of the person himself/herself.