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1) u are busy digging ur nose....and suddenly u notice that sum1 was staring at u while u were diggin ur nose
2) u are in a shop..and u liked one thing (its the last piece)....but when u are reaching ur hand 2wards it...sum1 else grabs it b4 u do...wht do u do??
3) when u are with a frend...and suddenly u fart !....ur frend knows very well that its u...so then wht do u do or say??

2006-08-16 18:48:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

18 answers

1) "Take a picture, it'll last longer"
2) "Back off *****, it's mine"
3) "Don't be greedy, share the gas around!"

2006-08-16 18:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What in the blue hell is the matter with you .....You are a freakin lady act like one not some nasty ****!!... This is the rules of a lady steady it and never act like some dumbass again....

1. A Lady never pick her nose with her finger eeww! what the hell are you a DYKE or MAN... keep tissues or napkins in your purse for that not your fingers I know your Mom told you better than that so dont do that anymore. eeww!! I would had hand you one of my seal wrap tissues

2. A Lady never have to grab or pull someone to get what she wants ,,, you hold the item in your hand and give the person a look they will never ever forget and then smile afterwards with a lovely Thank You,,, You don't have to pull or snatch it what the hell are you 6 years old!!.... damn girl just stop it!!

3. You know what I just can't believe you and everyone did this and then admit to it you and the rest of the gang are a bunch of 4 years old I know for sure ,,,,,

A Lady will hold it with all her might and ( we can do this we are women.) rush to a quiet place away from your friends and let it rip... or her own bathroom .....or restroom the men are just perfect ...cause no one is never there... open the door and let it rip...

yes we all have to do these thing but for the love of popeyes chicken!!.. just have some damn respect for yourself dont have to let everyone and the world know your business its not classy at all its very TRASHY!! so for the love of ice cream and cake just STOP!!

2006-08-17 02:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by annette4ty3 2 · 0 0

1) I used to pick my nose when I was three, but I'm all grown up and just blow it now. I hear the Queen of England enjoys a good romp for the nose gold though, it doesn't seem to bother her who is watching.....or taking pictures for that matter!
2) I've never had that happen, but I would probably just let them have it, it will be so last season in a month any way. No Wal-Mart beat downs for me.
3) If they are a friend they will probably laugh. Then you laugh and make a joke of it. Had a buddy visit from out of state, he let one and my other friend started to rag on him so bad, but it was all in fun.

2006-08-17 01:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by mybebegwen 3 · 0 0

1- yes... I either look away real quick, like all shamed, or I show them the booger, lol.

2- Depends on the item. If I really like it I might say "Oh I was just going to grab that!" In a really friendly tone, smiling... and sometimes the person will take a look at it, and decide against it. I have another strategy for this, though. I just tell them its so cute, and then ask them to hold it up to their chest. Then I tell them that the colors arent right for them, or that it looks really gay on them or something, lol. Then when they walk away, I take it, lol/

3- I ask them if they smelled it. Then my friend farts, too. We laugh.

2006-08-17 01:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Krista ♥ 4 · 0 0

Yup, I tried all of them. The first one,digging the nose...I pretend that I had a runny nose and that my nose was itchy but actually it wasn't I can feel this booger stuck and I felt it was out in public so I wanted to get it out quickly before any1 sees it.
On the second one, that happens to me sometimes...when its something I really really want I tell the person that I was at the area first and that I was going to get it first but if he/she insist to get it I just let them have it.
Third one, fart?!?!? That always happens to me but I'm just really good at getting away with it. ;p

2006-08-17 02:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If someone is staring at me diggin in my nose, they better not be in firing range.

Follow them around and steal it out of their buggy when they're not lookin..

The Fart will speak for its self..

2006-08-17 01:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Walk away and hope I never see that person again in life
Curse very loudly
My fault. That last burrito was a dozy

2006-08-17 02:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by Reese 2 · 0 0

1. no "digging" just cleaning.. i walked really fast towards the bathroom..
2. what can we do? he was first.. i'd probably ask the shop if they have anymore at the stockroom
3. yes, that did happen to me.. i blamed the saleslady.. nahah~

2006-08-17 01:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. i would stop digging my noise lol
2. i would let my friend have the last piece
3. well got to past gas sometimes dont we lmao

2006-08-17 01:54:27 · answer #9 · answered by tpowers 2 · 0 0

1) no you have worms.
2) Let them have it and say that it will look like sh.it on her.
3) If I did i would, while pointing at her say "oh my, you farted and start laughing."

2006-08-17 01:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 3 · 0 0

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