who can come up with most random thing?

Question

i need some entertainment. who ever is the most random and makes me laugh the most gets these 10 pionts.
not hard. give it a go.

Answer 1

Do you know Dangermouse?

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE


He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world
Danger Mouse
Power House
He's the fastest he's the greatest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse

Answer 2

-Have you ever taken a dump so big that you're pants fit better?
-Adolf Hitler had only one testicular
-The statue of liberty is not in new york city at all! Not even in the state of New York. It is actually in New Jersey.
-Contrary to popular belief, Canada's national sport is lacrosse, not hockey.
-Canada is lame.
- There is no reverse in a NASCAR car.
- On all the seven continents in the world, there is at least one city named Rome.
- In the winter of 1979, it actually snowed in the Sahara Desert.
-There is more wilderness in the continent of North America than in the continent of Africa
-A mouse has 19 more bones than a human does
- Canada's coastline equals a distance two times the circumference of the earth.
-In the state of Oklahoma, it is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's burger
-Most of a human's bones are in the feet.
-I like to eat pizza out of bowls
-I think there's nothing wrong with putting elbows on the table

Answer 3

Randomonium broke out for just the very reason that the chicken crossed the toad to find the other snide remark made by the president and acountable surfs up dood lets party cloudy to near misses Robinson this bubba's for ewe he said sheepishy kneeling behind the beginning of the endzone and we all cheered and went home.

Answer 4

Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle all over the bed side clock the little dog laught to see such sport then died of eletric shock

Answer 5

If you get on a piece of paper and sail east in a westerly direction to a place that doesnt exist on the first of octember there you will find the purple cheese monkey which isnt a purple monkey that eats cheese its a green giraffe that eats lettuce.

bacon flies backwards on mondays.

Smoking is good for your cancer.

I dunno is this enough?

Answer 6

I went to Big 5 the other day and bought one of those sport horns that come in a 8oz can just so I can use it when my neighbors dog barks at me again.

Answer 7

The Warning Signs of Insanity...

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbour for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

You collect dead windowsill flies.

Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

You like cats. Especially with mayo.

You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island because they weren't rescued.

You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

Melba toast excites you.

When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him because "the napkins have ears."

You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.

You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

You despise the voices in your head, especially the one that uses sign language.

You see migrating flocks of ducks in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps you from joining them.

The person you always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.

You like reading lists like this.

Answer 8

Dickseed Chicks

Answer 9

Potato Potato

Answer 10

Some where in the world paint is drying.
And some bored soul is watching it.