my grandpa is here..at our house 2day...and he keeps bossing me around to make him eggs....and tea...and get him water...and make him some more sandwiches..and to get more sugar for his tea...and LOTS of stuff like that...
i usually don't mind..but today AM SICK...i got a terrible cold..and he just doesn't care..and he doesn't even say thanks or anything..instead he keeps complaining..and i have to do wut he's sayin or ma dad wuold scream his head off...
wut do u think should i do??i was thinking of breaking those eggs on his head instead of in the pan all the time that i was making the eggs..lol
2006-08-16 18:44:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As u hand him his cuppa, tell him ur sorry that it's not as full as it should be coz the dog had a little slurp, then make his eggs, but cook them either 4 about 30 seconds or 30 minutes, whichever takes ur fancy. Get his water out of the toilet, or dog bowl, or potplant, whatever. And as u hane him everything cough, sneeze, don't cover ur mouth, and hope a big blob of phlegm lands in his eye!!!!! lol
2006-08-16 18:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a page from Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin was sitting at the table, giving his mom instructions on how to fix his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. His mom deliberately made his sandwich the way he told her not to.
Accidentally on purpose put salt in his tea, and make other mistakes. Act innocent and confused when he notices, but don't overdo it. ;)
2006-08-16 18:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put water, tea, sandwiches and eggs in a blender and mix. Make a large amount and put in the fridge, so that all you have to do is pour it in glass and you will have everything taken care of in one trip to the kitchen. Yuck!
2006-08-16 18:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by ginger sue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make the eggs taste terrible instead of mayo use horse radish and instead of sugar in his tea use salt. Maybe slip the old fart some nyquil and knock him out for awhile lol.
2006-08-16 18:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by raechelblueeyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kindly tell him you're a bit too ill to help out.
Don't disrespect your grandfather, dear. He raised your father or mother through probably hard times, etcetera.
Also, if you can't survive a bit of complaining from your grandfather, how can you expect to survive complaining from your boss, etcetera? Just stick through it.
Sorry for being harsh. It's just that I saw the other responses to this question and was aghast.
2006-08-16 19:03:18 · answer #5 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have Fun!!! Put tooo much salt in his eggs. Or mix something in the tea!! Like salt instead of sugar.
2006-08-16 18:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by it's_me!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cinderella, Cinderella
All I hear is Cinderella, from the moment I get up
till shades of night are falling
There isn't any letup, I hear them calling, calling
"Go up and do the attic and go down and do the cellar,
you can do them both together Cinderella."
How lovely it would be
if I could live in my fantasy
But in the middle of my dreaming
they're screaming
at me
Cinderella
2006-08-16 18:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one takes more advantage of us than we allow them to. Just say your sorry but you have other things to do today and won't be able to wait on him. He can help himself to anything he wants or needs.
2006-08-16 18:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hawk up a big loogie into his scrambled eggs and give him your cold.... no wait that might kill the poor old guy. Oh well, your call.
2006-08-16 18:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would moon him. Im serious, ask my mom . When I was sixteen she just WOULDNT SHUT UP !! she was giving me crap about stayin out all night or something . I was tired so I stood up, turned around , dropped my pants , bent over , and showed her the pink !!!!
THAT SHUT HER UP !!!!
2006-08-16 18:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋