ok fart lovers, what do you consider a successful fart?

Question

you wanted more details, so help me provide them!

Answer 1

One that turns heads, gags the masses and doesn't leave skid marks in your underwear

Answer 2

I consider a successful fart as one that smells like you just pooped in your pants. In order to make this kind of a fart, you need 2 candy bars: 1. Reese's FastBreak 2. Limited Edition Dark Chocolate Twix). First, eat the Twix bar, wait an hour, then eat the Reese's FastBreak bar. Within one or 2 hours, you will let out a fart that will not only smell very much to poop, but it will also stink up a large auditorium.

Answer 3

a successful fart to me includes moderate noise with intense smell - i believe that would get the point across to the sniffee lol - i felt weird answering this but it came so naturally lol - thx for points!

Answer 4

A good fart either has to smell really bad or it has to be really loud or both

Answer 5

When you cause someone to curse vehemently, that's when you know you've blasted a five-star fart.

Answer 6

I like the long noisy ones, that also clear the room, dropping all the flys to the floor, lol.

Answer 7

i don't fart,but a big can of tear gas does the trick.
God Bless

Answer 8

One that clears the room of people

Answer 9

One that turns my underwear into confetti and throws my back out

or one that has been proven to cause cancer by the surgeon general

Answer 10

the ones that sound like a motorcycle and leaves a smell that no one will follow you. also the ones that linger are most excellent.