What would you do if...?

Question

1.I broke into your house and grinded on EVERY single peice of your wooden furniture.

2.Smashed your windows with my board.

3.Ate all of your Saltene Crackers and JIF peanut butter

4.Did 3 360's on your desk

5.And finished it all off by landing an ollie on your roof?

Answer 1

Print your posting out and present it to the judge as evidence that you perpetrated those crimes.

:oD

Answer 2

I would lend you my tweezers to remove the splinters

Thank you for breaking my window. It has been stuck for years and my house needed airing

Not bother that you ate anything, we all have to eat and I always have plenty.

I would demand to know what ID you had to go with the 360s ( I assume you were talking yahoo 360 profiles??) and remove them safetly from my hard drive

I have no idea what an ollie is............ My imagination is saying you took a dump up there?? If this is the case I won't mind, they local birds do it all the time!!

Answer 3

I would shake my fists at your voodoo physics and then do the safety dance, because for some reason that song is on in the backround right now

Also I would tell you to go buy me peanut butter

Answer 4

Id pour corn syrup all over your body and throw rollerblades at you.

Then I would put "Skateboarding is NOW a crime" stickers on the bottome of your board.

Also, I would let you use my shower so you could get a job and pay me back for the damage. : )

Answer 5

I would yell THANK YOU! There IS a god!

I can't afford to take this place apart, so I can fix it up.

You would be doing me a favor and I would tell you.."DON'T STOP! There's another room!

Answer 6

id say, "finally i find a chick that skates" and then id say "why dont you give me $1000 dollers so i can fix this?" and then id say "im proud of you, but did you have to wreck MY house?!?!"

Answer 7

if u r hot.....then i'll just yell at u and then become BF and GF.....

if u r not hot.......then i'll call 911......

Answer 8

.....give you a 10!!!