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2006-08-16 17:48:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
one of my favorite stories ever. about me, a friend, and my grandfather, whom i miss very much. he used to make me laugh so much. i hope you laugh at this story.
my grandparents have a little house in canada that they go to in the summer, and every summer i'd go up for a week or so with my family. i usually would bring one of my 2 best friends. we'd always bring back a present for the friend that didnt go, and it was always something totally useless. lol. one year we found a copy of disney's "Goofy Movie". but for some reason, in french the name "goofy" has been changed to "dingo" . lol.
anyway, my friend and i wake up one morning and decide to go the the pawn shop 5 miles away to look for a stupid gift. my grandfather agrees to drive us, and tells us that earlier in the day he saw something in the middle of the street, he thought it might have been a shoe or something. well, as we're driving, we see it, and he slows down to see what it is. it becomes very apparent that its a dead bird, and a decent size one at that. here's where the magic starts. lol.
so, as we're pulling up to it and he slows down, we assume he's gonna look, and then drive off. nope. my grandfather stops the car in the middle of the road and puts it in park. lol. (we're in the middle of nowhere, so its not a big deal). so, my friend and i are already laughing, and he gets out and walks over to it. we assume at this point that he's gonna kick it out of the street. wrong again! he stands over it, and picks it up. LOL. he's opening up the wings, which must have spanned 2 and a half feet, and my friend starts holwing with laughter, as did i. so, now as we watch him from inside the car, we assume he's gonna throw it in the woods. once again, we're incorrect. he walks back to the car and tosses it on the floor in front of his seat! now we're just cackling like madmen.
so, he drives us to the store and tells us he thinks its a hawk of some kind, and how he's naming it "dick the hawk". lol.
we find something dumb at the store, call home, and he comes to pick us up. when we get back, my sister and all my female cousins are eating breakfast (they were aged 8 - 13 at the time). i pipe up and say "did you show the girls what you found?"
"oh jeez, i forgot!". so, he runs to the car and brings back the bird. the MOMENT he steps through the door, all of the girls freak out in 3 part harmony "EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
lol. so, i hope that the story of my grandfathers silly behavior made you laugh the same way it did for me.
2006-08-16 18:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by hellion210 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Onetime back in the day, in school. It was just getting out and there was this door leading out to the parking lot, and would never open unless you hit it exactly in the right place.... so oneday I just ****! **** THIS DOOR! so I ran to the end of the hallway and I dropkicked that son a *****. Nothing happened but it was still ****** sweet. I got my *** kicked by that door.
2006-08-17 00:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by mrhanky172003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the store i work at was broken into last night ..they trashed the security system..cut the phone lines,,,leaving 2000.00 in cash behind only taking a counterfit 100 dollar bill never touching the cigarettes or lottery tickets
2006-08-17 00:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
need a bedtime story huh ?
2006-08-17 00:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by CraZyCaT 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one time at band camp....
2006-08-17 00:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by mrandmisswhat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋