Do you have crazy neighbors?

Question

I have some really whacked ones. This guy is old like 90 almost 100 or something .His wife talks to me like I am 3. When ever I am outside the guy is either in the window , opening up the front door , walking outside , or turning on a light. Its annoying. What should I do ?Do you have crazy neighbors? How crazy are they ? How do you deal with them?

Answer 1

I had an old man that lived next to me once, he always had his front door open to the world, and the house was packed floor to ceiling with boxes full of junk and birdcages. I was walking by one day and he gave me the complete history for every bird he owned. We started calling him the birdman of Alcatraz after that.

Answer 2

You haven't had a crazy neighbor until you've lived next door to Dan the gardener man. He gets up at the crack of dawn and fires up all his tools and bangs and clunks all his lawn mowers all over the place getting ready for his Saturday route.
Our bedroom is right next to his driveway and he also has a fat, flea bitten yellow lab that chews on herself in the middle of the night. It sounds like a Heyena in a frenzy eating its meal.
Dan is nuts. He also takes his kayak in his van and surfs on it. Also a few nights a week his buddies come over and play reggae music in his makeshift studio. Its been a long time in the making but they sound pretty good. I pretty much deal with Dan diplomatically and he conforms but he unfortunately has a short term memory ;) The best thing about Dan is that he comes and cuts my yard 2 times a month for $40. He also picks up dog poop for $5 a visit.
This is one of those neighbors who always has a disregard for making noise especially at the wrong times of the day. His family slams doors, yells sometimes, and him and his wife fight alot. I just don't know how to tune it out but a confrontation every now n then is good to get him to chill out.

Answer 3

I don't really have "crazy" neighbours, but the young woman who lives with her cat in the apartment above me is a little off. It could just be the cheep building, but it sounds like five horribly overweight people live up there. Several times I thought it was thunder. I'm still not sure what the cause of all the racket is, but I swear, her cat must be like a tiger or something.

Answer 4

I love this question and yes i have the crazy neighbors they been staying next door to me for the last couple of years i have been to there house so many time to let them know that they talk so loud i can hear them in my house and can they keep it down and the music you know what i did i ask them to turn there music up like they always play it and then told them to come to my house so they could hear it they finally realize how loud they been

Answer 5

Yah I have crazy neighbors!!!

Ok, one is like an old couple they are like 70 some. They are both college professors. The man likes to pee towards the road. He also likes to sunbath in just his boxers in the middle of winter. But both of them have parties with other married couples and have sex with other couples husbands and wives. The man also likes to play golf a lot. Which is ok, but he really sucks!!! He has golf balls on our property when he owns like 10 acres of land. I have though about buying him golf for dumbies. Also he called the cop on us once for dumping ciggarete ashes on our land!!! They were in our driveway, he couldn't even see them. They weren't on our land. Then he came over and called us ******* and everything else.

Our other neighbor, my grandparents, are nosey. They are always are looking out the windows. They know everything we do at what time we do it. And they think that if our animals are not fed by 8am and 3pm they will die of starvation.

Our other nieghbors are church freaks. They used to be old friends of my moms but now they are overrun with kids, that do drugs.

At my dads, we have neighbors like my grandparents.

We also have some people that keep moving in and out of the house so it is always someone new every month. Currently we have a guy that abuses his dog, and has a huge truck that he likes to revv all day and the wee hours of the morning.

And finally out last nieghbor, just comitted suicide.

So my nieghbors win!!!


We deal with all of them by ignoring them, except my grandparents. And the first neighbor at my dads we fight with them.

Answer 6

Just hold out...they will be dead soon. My crazy neighbor used to like to blair Elvis and walk around the front yard in his bikini briefs. His son would vandalize houses. He would always park his rusted ole land yacht in front of my house as to not disturb his view. Eventually his son got in trouble with the law and expelled at school and he moved so he could enroll him somewhere else.

For the most part we just ignored them all.......

Answer 7

Everybody has crazy neighbors. They probably think you're a crazy neighbor, too, since she talks to you like you're a 3 year old. Live and let live.

Answer 8

we live in a condo complex, It has a mix of people.My favorites are the older retired people. Just remember they are bored , have all the money in the world, and are lonely. Their kids probably pay not atttention to them.I know my older neighbors love it when I come down and just chat with them. Remember they are bored, have money to spend, but for what?Maybe cannot put up with it, but I treat them like my grandparents that are have passed away. Just let you see a different view of thoughts
Hugs

Answer 9

I have a neighbor who hardly comes home for the past month (they moved in just 2 months ago) & was interrogated by their landlord on their dissappearance >>guess someones' late on their rental payment<<
My other neighbor whines on their current financial status when in fact they own 4 cars!

Answer 10

My neighbour's dog always escapes into the street My other neighbour's teen son always has rowdy parties and that family usually gets home @ 12. One owns a B&B We also used to have a neighbour that had alzheimers, so the alzheimers would make him do weird stuff.