After I rolled a car over three times, the "Jaws of Life" came to cut me out. I yelled out "Wait a minute. Don't do that!" One of the startled rescuers asked "What is wrong?" I yelled back "You'll ruin the trade-in value of my car." One of the rescuers said "Well, I guess he is alright." But they did laugh!
2006-08-16 16:31:39
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answered by Don H 3
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well, I was trying to describe a painting that had giant 'cattails' in it (those plants with oblong fuzzy things on the end of them). I was trying to say 'cattails' and thinking the word 'pussywillow' and out of my mouth came "cactapuss". I didn't realize what I had said until everyone around me was looking at each other and scratching their heads going "what the hell's a cactapuss".
I don't know, it cracks me up every time I think about it.
2006-08-16 23:21:04
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answered by HazelEyes 5
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Well,one day my kids were pestering me while I was trying to cut a peice of cheese off of a big block.They all started yelling for a peice,so I just blurted out,"OMG!Let's cut the holy cheese!"
We all got real quiet & realized what I had said & everyone of us cracked up & laughed till we cried!
2006-08-16 23:13:13
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answered by Frogmama 4
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Just now, I asked my friend if he was talking about his girlfriend not loving him, or if he was telling his pet monkey to pick his OWN god damn bananas!
2006-08-16 23:10:03
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answered by fuzzy-bunny@ameritech.net 2
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i say something off the wall everyday .
2006-08-16 23:11:41
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answered by Anonymous
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During my lifetime or just today?
2006-08-16 23:10:20
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answered by michael s 3
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my friend cheats on his girlfriend and sometimes i catch myself talking to his real girlfriend about when he comes over with the other one oops
2006-08-16 23:15:50
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answered by RocKsTaR 6
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i asked someone in Holister if it smelled like potatoes, and they said no. lol I was hyper....
2006-08-16 23:08:00
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answered by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6
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i do it all the time ,its natural to me
2006-08-16 23:13:44
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answered by Anonymous
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i say stupid things all the time
2006-08-16 23:08:21
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answered by Passionate 5
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