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2006-08-16 15:47:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

22 answers

in my pants

2006-08-16 17:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I wonder the same thing. I think it should become the 8th world wonder. And you know, it's when I'm driving down the road, ready to light a cig, reaching endlessly for it, that I realize I have lost it. Damn those lighters!!!

2006-08-16 15:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by gapeach 4 · 0 0

I have focused my vacuvortex machine into your living area, and have locked on to your d.n.a, signature, so i can follow you around and every time you use your lighter and think you put it back into your pocket, it is actualy being transported into my collection recepticle, that makes about 147 lighters from you, now! thanks! I especialy like those mini bics with the ergonomic rubber covers, buy some more of those, please!

2006-08-16 15:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0 0

I guess they go the same place as all those socks. Good ? I never can keep a lighter very long myself.

2006-08-16 15:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by cindy m 2 · 0 0

same place as mine...I think it's another realm, or maybe lighter world. I've tried to watch where they go but they're sneaky like Santa.

2006-08-16 15:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 0 0

I use to have this problem but now I don't. I am not sure where your lighters are

2006-08-16 17:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Chad 7 · 1 0

on the floor under books and papers or wher ever you or your pet/s knocked them to. Also frisk your friends before they leave your house. That shouldtake care of most of them. otherwise leave a bowl of milk or a shotglass of whiskey at the back door and ask the little people to return them if you please .Always be polite to them.

2006-08-16 15:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

theyre hiding... waiting for that perfect moment when you've already bought a new lighter to reveal themselves

2006-08-16 15:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0 0

Probably the same place that the missing sock from the dryer goes to? Scary, isn't it?

2006-08-16 15:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by Miss U 4 · 1 0

The Bermuda Triangle in your house. Everyone has one.

2006-08-16 15:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa 6 · 0 0

My friends seem to leave them in my car. Ride around with friends much?

2006-08-16 16:01:09 · answer #11 · answered by Cheryl M 2 · 0 0

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