How do I get rid of NINJA'S in my garden???

Question

They are leaving slime trails everywhere. I hear salt helps???

My prized cabbage have already been ruined.

Please help me save my zuccini!!!!!

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Wait, are these Ninja snails, or samurai slugs?

You can make a barrier of salt, but if you do that too often, it'll ruin the soil. A barrier of wood ashes (keep it dry) works better, and turns into normal compost... well, a few eggshells to keep the PH about the same may be needed.

Answer 3

Leave some beer bottles with a little bit of beer in em
They get drunk and die
If they are black use malt liquor

Answer 4

You have Ninja warriors in your garden? What are you smoking?

Answer 5

here's the plan!

Bury yourself in your lawn so they can't see you. When you see them approaching, SNAP OUT YOUR STOP STRIP that you bribed the local Barney Fife for in exchange for your nastee stripper friend's lap dancing.

You can also use it on those kids....

Answer 6

Anyone who grows zucchini doesn't deserve help.

Answer 7

yea beer will work i hear