Today's Americans are descend from the exiles of Europe: we were the highlanders of Scotland, the butchers of Germany, & the herdsman of Ireland. But you considered anyone who knew how to get off their *** & work SCUM, so you sent us away to the paradise known as America - where blue collar is a way of life.
You thought you were getting rid of your problem, but we kicked your *** in 1812, 1918, & 1945. Now we're going to kick your *** AGAIN.
2006-08-16 14:47:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Europe (Continental) ➔ Other - Europe
Yeah,I can see you are American.
2006-08-16 21:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by sanja77 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a European you had me a little worried for a moment, because I had plans to go out tonight. But then I looked out of the window and saw: we're not extinct yet. Puuuah!
Exactly when will you come over to kick our asses? I mean I have plans for the weekend, should I cancel them?
And I'm a bit worried, I heard a lot of Americans have difficulties to find Europe on a map, you seem to be one of this kind. Will you be able to find us, when you come over to kick ***? Just as a hint: if you start kicking penguins or kangaroos asses: both times wrong continent. (Hope he knows what kangaroos and penguins are...)
2006-08-17 09:26:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your choice of words: "Europeans: your civilization..." shows just as how well educated you are: Europe isn't just one civilization, one culture... Just in my country we have about 20 national minorities and EACH and EVERY one has their own language and culture! Just try and say to someone from Greece they're a same as people from Sweden, or the other way round and see whose *** gets kicked... lol
Hope you have the best of luck in your blue collar way of life, never leave the States and forget the rest of the world exists as most of Americans conveniently do....
2006-08-17 06:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Jasna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me remind you: 1 euro=1.27 $
You , Americans are so simple shallow minded you only think about eating, pooping and kicking someone's ***. Very childish culture. You need a few hundred years to reach the mental level of Europeans. We are intellectual, read books, NOT stupid magazines. We know how to enjoy life, you only care about the $$$$$$$. Oh, and kicking ***. Don't you see noone 's competing with you?
2006-08-17 01:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by bunt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seriously need to get professional assistance for your mental problems and attitudal issues.
And I say that as a descendant of a Border Scot whose ancestors helped set up the United States in the first place.
2006-08-16 21:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh???? I'm not from Europe or the States but what crack are you on buddy??? Why would you say sh1t like that now.......Aren't you happy with your life and the way of living in the US when you have to resort to threats such as what you just wrote?? or do you just hold a really big grudge??
You got be me baffled.........
2006-08-16 22:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Tigerlilly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame reasoning.
2006-08-16 21:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mike R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are we going to do that? I know...By letting them get out of their own damn mess for a change!
2006-08-16 21:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be a WalMart costumer...
2006-08-17 13:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by diva in deutschland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are insane
2006-08-16 21:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by jean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋